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Author Topic: Turns out I'm a fugitive.  (Read 6349 times)

LegoLord

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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2009, 08:35:54 pm »

Uh . . .
I hate to burst the bubble, but aren't American judges (that have any real influence) appointed, rather than elected?
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2009, 08:40:15 pm »

Only the Supreme Court judges are appointed, I believe.
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2009, 08:41:39 pm »

Uh . . .
I hate to burst the bubble, but aren't American judges (that have any real influence) appointed, rather than elected?

Supreme Court justices are appointed by the President.
Not sure that state/city judges are. All I know is that I never voted for them.  :P

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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2009, 08:43:09 pm »

That proves it. The only way Aqizzar could be more manly would be if he were to bathe in Sylvester Stallone's blood and tears.
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2009, 08:43:56 pm »

Only the Supreme Court judges are appointed, I believe.
Exactly.  Lesser judges mostly deal with local stuff, and if they doing anything as controversial as changing the way crime is dealt with, they need the Supreme court to agree with them to do it.  Generally, the current guys have a bit of an ego, from what I've seen . . . they may not take too kindly to that.

But yeah.  Stupid shit happens that shouldn't happen.  Now it's happened to one of this forum's major people.

All hell will break loose.  Maybe.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

Lord Dakoth

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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2009, 08:59:48 pm »

We need to get a bunch of Bay12 members to show up to Aquizzar's hearing, and just stare down the judge.

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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2009, 09:24:02 pm »

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2009, 09:28:54 pm »

ToonyMan should be Aqizzar's partner.

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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2009, 09:39:13 pm »

Jack Nicholson will save you Aqizzar.
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2009, 09:41:19 pm »

On the back of your ticket, which you received so long ago, it simply stated you had 15 days to pay or plead out and await a trial.  No notice is ever sent you after receiving a ticket.  The ticket was your notice.
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #55 on: October 10, 2009, 02:07:29 am »

On the back of your ticket, which you received so long ago, it simply stated you had 15 days to pay or plead out and await a trial.  No notice is ever sent you after receiving a ticket.  The ticket was your notice.
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #56 on: October 10, 2009, 03:52:03 am »

Gah! It's worse than the 'drink responsibly' micro-warnings!
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #57 on: October 10, 2009, 06:22:18 am »

That proves it. The only way Sylvester Stallone could be more manly would be if he were to bathe in Aqizzar's blood and tears.
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #58 on: October 10, 2009, 07:10:21 am »

... That would do nothing. It's the chin that makes aquizzar so... Uh... Aquizzar-ish.

Also, I'd go on a rampage, and see if they give you a ticket for that.
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Re: Turns out I'm a fugitive.
« Reply #59 on: October 10, 2009, 07:15:44 am »

If you want to flee to canada, western ontario is very similar to a DF low mountainous area. Bring 6 buddies, some pickaxes, some axes, and plenty of food/booze, and an anvil, and you are all set. The climate is temperate, with extremes of temperature, but it should be perfectly fine indoors if you arrive early spring and start digging immediately. Plenty of fish and wildlife, too, and few nearby towns that would send an army.
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