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[yaklin]

are they genetic or are they randomly picked

[Puzzlemaker]

Random, so no breeding programs yet.

[yaklin]

awww i really wanted to make the perfect dwarves
the kind that won't commit murder because they can only get plump helmet and shroom wine

[Viroath]

Sorry, we don't have Brainwashing... err, happy fun thought memory camps... yet.

[Jude]

Sorry, we don't have Brainwashing... err, happy fun thought memory camps... yet.

We have legendary dining rooms, which pretty much accomplishes the same goal.

[The Navigator]

awww i really wanted to make the perfect dwarves
the kind that won't commit murder because they can only get plump helmet and shroom wine

But that's the best kind!

I would so breed my dwarves to be in a constant state of internal rage.

[Sphalerite]

It has been my experience that if you arrange for a dwarf to spend a significant amount of time exposed to mist from falling water, he will live off plump helmet and water and still be ecstatic.  Literal brainwashing, I suppose.

[Dorf3000]

Sorry, we don't have Brainwashing... err, happy fun thought memory camps... yet.

We have legendary dining rooms, which pretty much accomplishes the same goal.

Urist McDwarf cancels Mourning death of whole family and beloved pet: Interrupted by Awesome Dining Room

[Satarus]

I find awesome bedrooms work well too.  Get a legendary gem setter, mason, and engraver to give them little rooms that are engraved and have a green glass encrusted cabinet and coffer.  They will always be ecstatic from sleeping in a bedroom like a personal palace even though they are stuck in a 1x4 room.

[Quietust]

I find awesome bedrooms work well too.  Get a legendary gem setter, mason, and engraver to give them little rooms that are engraved and have a green glass encrusted cabinet and coffer.  They will always be ecstatic from sleeping in a bedroom like a personal palace even though they are stuck in a 1x4 room.

Of course, then you have to deal with your baron throwing tantrums because he was "utterly traumatized by a lesser's pretentious sleeping arrangements lately"...

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

early on it is generaly better to use a dinning room because everyone useses it instead of just one person/couple. this allows for you to hold off the time expense of actually making them rooms indefenitly.

[2xMachina]

Do they keep being unhappy even when theirs is even better?

If not, a 2x4 with the same furniture ought to give their a better value.

[Count Dorku]

I find awesome bedrooms work well too.  Get a legendary gem setter, mason, and engraver to give them little rooms that are engraved and have a green glass encrusted cabinet and coffer.  They will always be ecstatic from sleeping in a bedroom like a personal palace even though they are stuck in a 1x4 room.

Of course, then you have to deal with your baron throwing tantrums because he was "utterly traumatized by a lesser's pretentious sleeping arrangements lately"...

All you need to do is arrange an unfortunate accident for them. I favour the lever-surrounded-by-spikes-in-the-corner accident.