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[codezero]

'Cause you were in a shitty? I've shot roos and emus b4, but that was to make sure my aim was true.

[Gunner-Chan]

Yeah, I was in a bad mood so I shot it in the throat with a .357. What's so hard to get?

[codezero]

Just took me aback sorry, I forgot Americans were big on hunting

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Once a koala got into my backyard. It stayed there for about 3 days before it moved.

[Hawkfrost]

Just took me aback sorry, I forgot Americans were big on hunting

I think it's more that Sofia just loves guns.
And shooting things.

Once a koala got into my backyard. It stayed there for about 3 days before it moved.

I've heard those guys are vicious little bastards. Is that true?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Once a koala got into my backyard. It stayed there for about 3 days before it moved.

I've heard those guys are vicious little bastards. Is that true?

They can be - if you get them while they're awake.

[Hawkfrost]

Once a koala got into my backyard. It stayed there for about 3 days before it moved.

I've heard those guys are vicious little bastards. Is that true?

They can be - if you get them while they're awake.

So, their like the Australian version of a wolverine?

[Neruz]

Once a koala got into my backyard. It stayed there for about 3 days before it moved.

I've heard those guys are vicious little bastards. Is that true?

They can be - if you get them while they're awake.

So, their like the Australian version of a wolverine?

They're really slow, incredibly lazy and spend most of their life half asleep.


Like all Australian wildlife however, they have access to pointy, and if you piss them off they have been known to suddenly go berserk and slash you up good, fortunately it's really hard to piss them off, although if they've just been eating then they're a little drunk, so it's noticably easier to do so then.

[codezero]

I think you're talking out your arse there neruz, my mate was telling me about a time he was climbing a tree to pester a koaloa and all of a sudden it came zooming down at him face first, as fast as they run along the ground, slashing his face and scaring the fuck out of him, bear in mind he was hunting boars with his dog, he's not a chicken shit. But it also had a cub on it's back IIRC.

[Neruz]

Like most anything they can move pretty fast if they want to, but generally if you leave them alone they leave you alone.

They do get pretty bad tempered when they're drunk though, which, thanks to their diet, is nearly all the time. And of course if they're a mother protecting her baby then like with any animal all bets are off.

[Leafsnail]

Yeah, I was in a bad mood so I shot it in the throat with a .357. What's so hard to get?

Didn't that leave a bullet hole in the floor?  I mean, must've taken some cleaning up .

[Vester]

Big bullet equals big mess I suppose.

[Onlyhestands]

We had a garden snake get into our house one time. Something had wounded it so it was bloody and ultra-defensive. Mice get in occasionly, but traps and the cats get rid of them.

[Gunner-Chan]

Yeah, I was in a bad mood so I shot it in the throat with a .357. What's so hard to get?

Didn't that leave a bullet hole in the floor?  I mean, must've taken some cleaning up .

Yeah it left a mess, a hole and blood spattered everywhere from it writhing around.

At the very least it tasted pretty good.

[PTTG??]

Now I know you're lying. Those things are pure gristle.