Command my skeleton to walk down one of the two tunnels at the end of the first passage. I cautiously follow, using him as cover.
You command your skeleton. He begins to walk down the left passage. You follow behind, using the skeleton as cover. (5) A spear is suddenly shot out from the ceiling, penetrating your skeleton straight through his rib cage.Oh WOW, fuck. Umm... Use magic to reattach the arm. How hard can it be, right?
You move Robert's arm toward where his arm once was and begin concentrating. You cross your fingers and hope. (2) Nothing happens.Try to enchant my belly with a infite supply of booze that i can spit out
You rub your belly with your eyes closed and start concentrating. (5) It succeeds! You test by trying to spit. (4) You spit out booze!Wear the glowing amulet
You must first take it from the skeleton. (4) You snatch it from its neck and it doesn't even notice. You put it on. Whoa! You feel lighter...Flip open my cell phone and change my ringtone to something awesome.
You open your cellphone and start looking through your ringtones. (5) You find a ringtone. You find it awesome. You find you don't feel like stopping it for a while.pick up a bunch of arrows and follow the skeleton.
You begin to gather the fallen arrows. (2) You trigger the arrow trap again. (5) You luckily stop it without getting hurt. You have gathered 15 arrows.Hmm...
Take command of the magical energies of this curse!
Ignoring the obvious pain, you try to take control of the curse. Doing the usual concentrating, you rub your head. (5) You have control of it! You can now curse others.STATUSESCharacter Name: Robert 'The Spade'
Desc.: An obsession with whacking things with lawn & garden tools,and playing poker has somehow brought this foul-breathed man here.
Items: Clothes, shovel, deck of playing cards, arrow
Status: Winded, Missing Arm, Magical
Character Name: Evan
Desc.: a just started merc who hasent been able to get a job.
Items: Clothes, shovel, sword
Status: Prone
Character Name: Urist McDwarfy
Desc.: The local undertaker, he's half dwarf. Oddly, nobody is shocked by this fact. Maybe it's the beard?
Items: Clothes, shovel, arrow, the other shovel
Status: Prone, Trippin'
Character Name: Arthendain
Desc.: Having barely survived a wasting disease that set upon him at a young age, he has become a skilled medic. His immune system has also been kicked into overdrive, and he is resistant to disease. Lately he has taken up marksmanship practice.
Items: Clothes, shovel, Crossbow, arrow, glowing-green amulet
Status: Prone, Immune to curse, light
Character Name: Varsen
Desc.: Varsen is a practiced graverobber, who has recently decided to dabble in necromancy.
Items: Clothes, shovel, ancient tome
Status: Shifted Atoms, Master
Character Name: Ryan
Desc.: Some hopeless passerby with no monwy or nowhere to go. He is actually lucky that he has his trusty barrel of booze
Items: Clothes, shovel, barrel with a tag "Not for dwarfs", arrow
Status: Stuffed
Character Name: Sturgeon
Desc.: A geeky character obsessed with anime and video games.
Items: Clothes, shovel, Cell phone(with three bars, 60% battery life, 50 minutes, $14.02, 5 games, 2 contacts, and 1 hack), a shiny gold coin
Status: Lucky!
NPCsCharacter Name: Skeleton Minion
Desc.: A skeleton with tendrils of dark energy wrapped around his bare bones.
Items: leather armor, and several arrows stored in chest, spear in chest
Status: Controlled by Varsen