Perfect Quantum Mechanics
(Yes, I am going somewhere with this.)
(2) You realize you can't do that without a paper! And a pen!
I possess my own severed arm and walk it over to the skeleton,absorbing that as well.
(4) You possess your arm and use it to walk over to the skeleton. You attempt to take control of it as well. (6) The skeleton fuses with the arm, turning you into a arm skelezombie. You are missing legs and an arm, though. You still try to hit him, though! (1) And you miss by a mile, in fact, hitting yourself!
make the bone fragments lucky or if thats not allowed dissable the trap
You begin to try blessing the bone fragments. (5) You can feel a holy presence around you. You try to look at it, but it keeps moving. Suddenly, you feel something in your palm. The bone fragments fuse together, turning into a bone four-leaf charm.
Magically kill Robert using the silver shovel. What's the worst that can happen, eh?
You can't use magic through the silver shovel! Though, you still try to hit him. (5) You break his rib cage and his arm.
Run away to a safe distance and enchant my belly to spit metal destroying booze
You roll away to the sealed off entrance and begin trying to enchant your belly. (1) You accidentally curse yourself!
ALRIGHT SO THERE WAS A DWARF AND THEN I CUT MYSELF WITH MY TEETH AND DREW A CIRCLE AND FELL AND THEN OH GOD MY FEMUR I CAN SEE IT STICKING OUT THROUGH MY LEG...
Actually...
Explain my current situation calmly.
You speak calmly. "Okay. I went exploring in a king's tomb, right? So I tumble through a bunch of arrows shooting from each side of the entrance and see something above me. Alright, so I climb up there and I started looking around, spotting a square in the wall. So I cut myself with my teeth to cast a magic rune for whatever reason... Oh! Did I mention there was a dwarf? Yeah, that's kinda important... So anyway, I failed at casting it and a hand pushed me and I fell back down the hole and I am mangled and it hurts real bad."
Female 911 Operator: "Runes? You're going to want to call the occult 911. I'll give you their phone number, so listen carefully.
It's One.
Eight, nine, nine.
Y, O, U.
W, I, L.
L, A, L.
L, B, U.
R, N, I.
N, T, H.
E, E, L.
D, E, R.
G, O, D.
S, B, E.
L, L, Y.
F, O, R.
A, L, L.
E, T, E.
R, I, T.
Y.
or
1-899-9-689-455-255-287-646-843-353-374-637-235-593-672-553-837-489
You got that?
STATUSESCharacter Name: Robert 'The Spade'
Desc.: An obsession with whacking things with lawn & garden tools,and playing poker has somehow brought this foul-breathed man here.
Items: None
Status: Missing Arm, Being of Darkness
Character Name: Evan
Desc.: a just started merc who hasent been able to get a job.
Items: Clothes, shovel, sword, deck of playing cards, bone fragments
Status: Witch
Character Name: Urist McDwarfy
Desc.: The local undertaker, he's half dwarf. Oddly, nobody is shocked by this fact. Maybe it's the beard?
Items: Clothes, silver shovel, arrow, the other shovel with a bit of dark residue
Status: Normal
Character Name: Arthendain
Desc.: Having barely survived a wasting disease that set upon him at a young age, he has become a skilled medic. His immune system has also been kicked into overdrive, and he is resistant to disease. Lately he has taken up marksmanship practice.
Items: Clothes, shovel, Crossbow, arrow, glowing-green amulet, 40 quarrels
Status: Immune to curse, light, sceamer
Character Name: Varsen
Desc.: Varsen is a practiced graverobber, who has recently decided to dabble in necromancy.
Items: Clothes, shovel, ancient tome, Jewel
Status: Caster, studying
Character Name: Ryan
Desc.: Some hopeless passerby with no monwy or nowhere to go. He is actually lucky that he has his trusty barrel of booze
Items: Clothes, shovel, barrel with a tag "Not for dwarfs", arrow
Status: Stuffed, Booze n' Nose
Character Name: Sturgeon
Desc.: A geeky character obsessed with anime and video games.
Items: Clothes, shovel, Cell phone(with three bars, 60% battery life, 50 minutes, $14.02, 5 games, 2 contacts, and 1 hack), a shiny gold coin
Status: Mangled, in dialogue mode
Character Name: Jewel
Desc.: A black jewel.
Items: leather armor, and several arrows stored in chest
Status: Controlled by Varsen, Mr. Torso
Items: Clothes, shovel, four arrows, rib cage and skull, leather armor, Robert's arm
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Topic: Grave Robbing RTD - Turn 7: Phone Numbers (Read 9079 times)