27th Slate 265
"Ilral! Ilral! Look! It's wonderful!" a visibly happy Rice exlcaimed, rushing up to the Midor. Ilral raised an eyebrow wearily,
"What's wonderful, Rice?"
"Our black bear has given birth to a cub!"
A grin spread across Ilral's face,
"That is wonderful, we've got the beginnings of a bear brigade!"
"A bear brigade?"
"Of course, bears are very powerful creatures, and with an army of them neither Goblins nor the Enemy shall defeat us!"
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Humming happily to herself, Tulon entered her quarters, a plump helmet roast in one hand and her hammer in the other. The Hammerer sat herself down at her table, preparing to eat. It was at that moment that an ominous rumbling sounded in the room. She looked round but saw nothing, so she gave half a shrug and took a bite of the roast. The rumbling sounded again, louder this time. It sounded like the creaking of gears. She looked at her door, and the door vanished from her sight, replaced by the engraving of her floor, now a wall. The engravings in turns, slid off, crashing onto the floor and revealing a wall of microcline, no, a bridge of microcline, drawn up.
Still a grin on her face, she smashed the hammer against the wall, only to see no results. The grin now beginning to fade, she threw herself at the wall with gusto, her hammer crashing into it in a flurry of strikes. Finally, after five minutes of non-stop strikes, she stepped back to admire her work. There was little damage done to the wall of stone. Now tired, she gave up, promptly deciding to go to bed instead.
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Count Urdim looked around with a grim look,
"My dear nobles and Mayor, we have a problematic situation. It has come clear that some conspiracy by the peasants has caused our good Hammerer Tulon to find herself locked in her chambers. A drawbridge has been drawn up, leaving a gap and a wall between us and her." he said slowly.
"So put a plank or something and tunnel through it." Adil replied dismissively.
"Tried, the sides are too smooth, and we don't have piece of rock or wood long enough to place it down without falling with the weight of a miner above it."
"So dig one out." Adil persisted, absent-mindedly examining her cloak.
"That would take us several days."
Ilral interrupted at this point,
"That drawbridge must be controlled by a lever, so-"
"Find the lever, and we can lower the bridge!" Urdim finished, clapping his hands together, "Problem solved."
Enshrouded with his robes, Kogan spoke up,
"Not quite solved. There's still the perpetrators."
"I'm worried, first the graffiti, then the ransacking of my room, now this." Mistem said, "Who knows what they'll do next?"
Urdim pounded a fist on the table,
"Not so! My dear and good Dwarves and Dwarfettes; now is the time to strike! We must find and defeat these criminals, these vagabonds, these cads who poison our society!"
"But we have no idea who to look for." Sava pointed out, lost in the events. It was Ilral's turn to slam the stone table,
"A mechanic! If the drawbridge is activated by lever, then only a mechanic could've done it!" she exclaimed.
"There's only two qualified mechanics in the fortress." Urdim grinned, "Easy finding."
"Ah yes, Hetros and...erm...Kivish or something."
"Hetros is too loyal, probably Kivish."
Mistem cleared her throat,
"Perhaps, but we should keep a Guard tailing Hetros, just in case."
This was met by agreement. Ilral nodded definitely,
"Very well, a Guard will tail Hetros, and we'll have Kivish brought in for questioning."
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28th Slate 265
"Excuse me?"
Caiman looked up from his forge with a gruff air on his face,
"Yes?" he asked exasperate, "What is it? Hurry up! I've got a crossbow to make!"
Dermonster held his spear out proudly,
"It's just, I asked Fortis how to improve how people saw my profession - I'm a speardwarf - and he though I was asking how to improve my spear so he directed me to you and so I decided to looke for you but they said you were outside collecting gobbo armour so I couldn't find you and now I've found you." he said in one breath. Caiman raised his eyebrows, taking the spear from the soldier,
"Hmm, yes." he said quietly, "Inferior, probably made by that damned - I mean, by the Dungeon Master. No, give me a day and I'll have it sorted out for you. Now let me get on with my work!"
However, Dermonster didn't leave, staying instead to look at the metalsmith work. Caiman dipped a bauxite bucket containing steel down into the magma, waiting until the metal had melted, then poured it carefully into a mould,
"What're you doing?" the soldier asked. The weaponsmith sighed irritatingly,
"Working! Why aren't you!?"
"I mean. what're you making?"
"A crossbow. Lawec wanted a new crossbow, so he asked Hetros who made some complicated plan. It works on clockwork or something. And I need to finish before the nobles make another mandate, they haven't made one for some time and I know they're going to make one soon! I'm sure of it! They've got guards everywhere in anticipation! And they're pretending the Hammerer's locked in or something to make us drop our guards down, all so they can strike!"
"Mandating metals?" Dermonster asked,
"As always!"
"Why don't they mandate peanuts?"
"What in the adamantine braids of Domas Wealthsbridge are peanuts?"
"What!?" the speardwarf exclaimed, "You don't know what peanuts are!? What do you do for a living?"
"What!?" Caiman cried. "Well, it's obvious isn't it. You asked me for a new spear, Lawec wants a new crossbow, I'm clearly a sailor. Now let me sail away and leave me in peace!"
Dermonster's eyebrows flew up,
"A sailor?" an eager smile grew on his face, "Do you have a boat!? Can I sail in it!?"
"Get out!" Caiman roared. Tlo stepped in at this point, arms loaded with Goblin mail, a smile on his face,
"Isn'it a great day?" he asked the two, whistling as he moved past them to a free forge. Dermonster looked up,
"Not really, there's lotsa dark clouds."
"That's the ceiling!" Caiman cried, eye twitching, "Now get out!"
Dermonster shrugged, muttering something about 'easy mistake to make', and left, promising to return for his spear tomorrow. Caiman sighed, turning to Tlo,
"What're you so happy about anyway?"
"No reason," Tlo replied, dipping Goblin mail into magma, "Anways, you heard about the 'ammerer? She's got locked in, great isn'it?"
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"Yes, just keep digging several more metres that way." Hetros said, holding up plans. Once more, the nobles had seen fit to put him in charge of operations, this time as head of the opera hall worksite. Plans had already been drawn up for the opera house, which would also feature a huge ballroom, that would be bigger than the hall itself. While it would be less of a technological marvel his coliseum was to be, it would an architectural triumph of Dwarven design. The latest attack by the resistance had provided an excellent occasion to once again remind the Count of the dangerous Elf-lover within their walls who was probably the cause of all these troubles. He heard a cough from behind him, spun round, and saw Fortis,
Talk of the Elf-filth-loving devil, he thought,
"Yes. Fortis?" he asked icily. The farmer replied just as coldly,
"I was just wondering why you've taken most of my farmers off their jobs and press-ganged them into this project?"
"Well, we need Dwarfpower, lots of it."
"I just felt a bit...insulted, that I wasn't informed."
At this moment, Rice, who was already smoothing some nearby walls, moved over,
"Why so cold between the two of you?" he asked, "It used to be smiles and laughs!"
"I'm sure I don't know what you're on about, Rice." Hetros said, his tone a degree warmer,
"I imagine it's the work. You should probably rest, Hetros. You have been working so hard, it might kill you," Fortis explained, "or someone else in your case." he added under his breath. Rice looked between the two of them, shrugged, and moved off.
"Anyway," Hetros finished glacially, "Your farmers are working on the opera hall for now. We've got enough stored food to last a year or two. Now, I need to work." the mechanic turned back round, leaving the farmer with an angered look on his Elven face.