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Author Topic: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?  (Read 9272 times)

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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #60 on: October 04, 2009, 12:09:30 am »

When I played Spore, all I did was make abominations against god and the universe.

You can't make a kids' movie out of that. :D

(Guh. This is seriously gonna be bizarre if they push through.)
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #61 on: October 04, 2009, 01:56:10 am »

On the subject of DoW: Suckstorm
METAL BAWKSES!
I rest my case.

I liked how in DC, no matter who Eliphas was talking to or in what situation, he always verbally owned them. The only time he ever looses his composure is when he discovers that necrons have no souls and when Lorgar shows up to WTFPWN him.
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #62 on: October 04, 2009, 02:07:46 am »

The cowards. THE FOOLS. We TAKE AWAY their METAL BOXES.

I keep on wondering what Eliphas versus Gabriel Angelos would look like. I mean, Davian Thule is established in DC as extremely hot blooded, which is actually excellent contrast to Eliphas' extreme calmness and general badassitude.

Also: It's too bad they didn't give Lorgar a unique model, but the Demon Prince model is awesome all the same.
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #63 on: October 04, 2009, 02:16:54 am »

Heh, i remember Lorgar, i'm all like "Hey this was really ea- Oh... Fuck"

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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #64 on: October 04, 2009, 02:18:06 am »

What if they did the Spore movie in the same style as the satirical master pieces known as The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxie, The Resturaunt at the End of the Galaxy, etc?
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #65 on: October 04, 2009, 02:23:47 am »

Uhh, by my recollection, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie was rather lame. 

Well, thinking about it, I guess a Spore movie would end up in the same style then.

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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #66 on: October 04, 2009, 02:34:02 am »

Ironically, it had Douglas Adams working on it, which means we can't possibly blame it all on the studio.

(I liked it though)
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #67 on: October 04, 2009, 02:52:58 am »

Ironically, it had Douglas Adams working on it, which means we can't possibly blame it all on the studio.

(I liked it though)

They used parts of his script but he died like 5 years before the movie and a lot of revisions were made.
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #68 on: October 04, 2009, 03:01:55 am »

That long ago?

Huh. He's been dead a while then. 2000? 2001?
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #69 on: October 04, 2009, 03:26:12 am »

It seems that part of the script to the Sims movie has been leaked:
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INT. SMITH KITCHEN - MORNING

JOHN SMITH (35) walks into the kitchen in his PAJAMAS, yawning and stretching.  He
rounds the corner to see his wife JANE SMITH (32), also in her PAJAMAS, cooking
BREAKFAST.  He closes his eyes and sniffs the air smiling.

JOHN
Mmmm...  Bacon.

John wraps his arms around his wife, who turns her head to smile at him.

JANE
Only the best for you, dear.  Are the kids
        up yet?

JOHN
   (releasing his embrace)
I think I heard them getting dressed.  Want
        me to set the table?

JANE
That's okay, I've got it.  Why don't you see
        if the kids are awake?

John nods and turns back toward the hallway.  As he takes his first step towards the
CHILDREN'S BEDROOM, he is suddenly overcome by an urgent need to use the toilet.  Zoom
in to a close-up of his face, where VEINS are sticking out of his temples while SWEAT
beads up and drips off of his forehead.

INT. SMITH HALLWAY - MORNING

A slow motion sequence begins as John starts walking towards the BATHROOM.  The
CHILDREN, BOBBY SMITH (15) and SALLY SMITH (8) walk past him heading towards the
kitchen.

INT. SMITH BATHROOM - LATE MORNING

John slowly approaches the TOILET, sweat still dripping off his face.  His back to the
camera, he wiggles back and forth for several minutes.  Through the WINDOW next to the
toilet, the children are seen boarding the school bus, which drives away.  Several
NEIGHBORS also walk by.

INT. SMITH KITCHEN - LATE MORNING

Jane enters from the hallway, now wearing her WORK ATTIRE.  She takes a step towards
the dirty dishes on the table, but is interrupted by the sound of her CARPOOL arriving
out front.  She stops and glances at her watch.  She sighs, then grabs her BRIEFCASE
and heads out the front door.

INT. SMITH BATHROOM - LATE MORNING

Finally, John has finished and approaches the BATHROOM SINK with slow, careful steps. 
There is no soap.  He runs water over his hands for a minute before turning back
towards the door.

INT. SMITH KITCHEN - NOON

John enters the kitchen to find the TABLE covered in DIRTY DISHES.  On the KITCHEN
COUNTER is one remaining PLATE OF FOOD.  He grabs it and brings it to the table,
setting it down and pulling out his CHAIR.  The moment he sits down, however, a plague
of GREEN VAPORS and FLIES begins hovering just above the plate furthest from him at
the table.  It quickly spreads over the other plates and, as he is about to take his
first bite of food, his plate is covered as well.  He sighs, drops his FORK, and
pushes his plate away from him, planting his elbows on the table and holding his head
in frustration.

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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #70 on: October 04, 2009, 03:31:30 am »

That's actually pretty awesome.

(wait are you serious?)
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #71 on: October 04, 2009, 03:35:49 am »

Whatever that was it made me vomit.

Thank god I'm in the bathroom still.
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #72 on: October 04, 2009, 03:58:45 am »

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Seriously, SPORE? What. The. Hell?
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #73 on: October 04, 2009, 04:45:37 am »

When I played Spore, all I did was make abominations against god and the universe.

You can't make a kids' movie out of that. :D

(Guh. This is seriously gonna be bizarre if they push through.)

And that is in any way relevant... how? :P
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Re: Hey, FOX is making a new movie! Wait, what?
« Reply #74 on: October 04, 2009, 04:50:29 am »

The thread is about a Spore movie. Someone mentioned that it would have to be a happy funtime kiddie movie.
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