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Author Topic: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory  (Read 159997 times)

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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #120 on: February 02, 2012, 05:46:09 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 02, 2012, 02:01:57 pm
Quote from: Julien Brightside on February 02, 2012, 04:36:39 am
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 31, 2012, 05:43:03 pm
Even when cradling the arms of a dying child, a Dwarf never lets go of their weapons.

How will she slaughter the 100 elves that she's facing, if she loses the hammer?? ;D

With her fists!

Come to think of it, she could use the child.

Tholtig Cryptbrain: so dwarfy that she used the deceased corpse of her once belovid son to kill a hundred elves. Because thats how he would have wanted her to avenge him.
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #121 on: February 02, 2012, 11:49:19 pm »
Quote from: Karakzon on February 02, 2012, 05:46:09 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 02, 2012, 02:01:57 pm
Quote from: Julien Brightside on February 02, 2012, 04:36:39 am
Quote from: igorgitirana on January 31, 2012, 06:23:40 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 31, 2012, 05:43:03 pm
Even when cradling the arms of a dying child, a Dwarf never lets go of their weapons.

How will she slaughter the 100 elves that she's facing, if she loses the hammer?? ;D

With her fists!

Come to think of it, she could use the child.

Tholtig Cryptbrain: so dwarfy that she used the deceased corpse of her once belovid son to kill a hundred elves. Because thats how he would have wanted her to avenge him.

damn, I forgot that detail.  :-X
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #122 on: February 09, 2012, 11:46:26 am »
See? My necroing of this thread caused at least two people to see it for the first time.

Worth it.
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #123 on: March 12, 2012, 06:51:10 am »
Wow. This is... epic... It makes me think of all the stories lost when you erase a world without reading Legends. Just... Awesome.
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #124 on: March 12, 2012, 07:44:18 am »
It's beautiful.
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #125 on: March 12, 2012, 08:06:15 am »
Whoo necroing old threads!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 12, 2012, 02:14:08 pm
Where is the chemistry
They tried chemistry once.
It created soap.
Dwarves lost interest in chemistry after that.

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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #126 on: June 28, 2012, 02:35:24 pm »
ima name a fortress after her, hell i'll name all my forts after her, and in every one make a river of lava that prints her name in the forest for all elves to fear.
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #127 on: June 28, 2012, 05:07:45 pm »
Another shameless bump.

If your new to the story: GO READ THE DAMN STORY.

If not, Whats up doc?
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #128 on: June 28, 2012, 05:59:25 pm »
Quote from: XxoriginxX on June 28, 2012, 05:11:46 pm
Heh. Not even the vampire queen of my current world managed to get that many kills in 94 years. Well, she came close (2292) but didn't quite get enough.

Because of this game I hate Vampires almost as equally as Elves.
At least they can kill people.
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #129 on: July 06, 2012, 01:58:35 am »
...Tholtig...has just inspired a character idea within me. Such a wonderful tale.
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #130 on: July 15, 2012, 06:28:33 pm »
Anyone has the original world, so I can read the things in Legends mode?
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #131 on: August 30, 2012, 06:28:15 pm »
Tholtig Momuzidek Lelumdoren
please accept my humble offering

may you continue with your elf murdering ways for all eternity
and stand as an example for all those child bearing elite soldiers




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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #132 on: August 30, 2012, 06:44:41 pm »
On the note of Tholtig and Ironblood marrying...
not only was Tholtig maried but so was Ironblood both of there spouses were warriors of the most baddass variety, But they would be close freinds.
(Also didnt Ironblood become a god?)
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #133 on: August 31, 2012, 01:32:31 pm »
Quote from: PlutoniumApe on August 30, 2012, 06:28:15 pm
Tholtig Momuzidek Lelumdoren
please accept my humble offering

may you continue with your elf murdering ways for all eternity
and stand as an example for all those child bearing elite soldiers


Spoiler: "awesome image!" (click to show/hide)

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Would you mind if I added your magnificent but 'humble offering' to the front page?

Edit: It has been done!
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 02:00:45 pm by darkflagrance »
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Re: The Legend of Tholtig Cryptbrain: An Epic of Bloodshed, Despair, and Glory
« Reply #134 on: August 31, 2012, 01:50:37 pm »
Quote from: darkflagrance on August 31, 2012, 01:32:31 pm
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Would you mind if I added your magnificent but 'humble offering' to the front page?

If it pleases her majesty  :D
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