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[Luke_Prowler]

The GUO has now started to notice the great beast, thought not because of the pain that it is attempting to cause, but rather because it's beginning to throw off his aim. It brought back it plague sword, in an attempt to run it through the great beast. It also did not notice the disk grenades.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The beast saw the sword, and reacted by trying to eat it, as the creature could actually get a taste off it. It was incredibly, indescribably vile, but that's besides the point.

[Phantom]

"Crap."

Instead, he hijacks a Leman Russ and starts to bombard The Beast and the GUO

[WorkerDrone]

"This is ridiculous. You have the back, I'll strike from the front. We're doing this the old fashioned way."

A thunderous step from WorkerDrone as he roared in anger, a crowd of Guardsmen on top of the battlements called out in slight fandom. "RAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEG!" They screamed in unison. Sliding beneath the beast, WorkerDrone's ponderous strikes tore rotten and fetid flesh from the daemonic being, defending from the living flesh, and climbing the beast and dodging clawing creatures living in its skin, crushing barely recognizable faces with his fist, caving in a skull here or there, a pool of rotted bodies falling from the beast like its life blood, falling to the courtyard below. A general rampage.

WorkerDrone primed a belt of Melta bombs from his shoulder, thrusted his fist into the Daemon with one blow and pulling it out, leaving the bombs but taking the detonators, he yanked his sword from the beast, cut a swathe through, and jumped off, sending its entire torso aflame a few seconds later in a huge explosion. Landing himself a small crater, he stood up from his kneeling position as aflame flesh floated down to the ground behind him.

[Luke_Prowler]

Luke moved quickly across the battlefield, swiftly avoiding ordnance and what ever vile creature that got in his way. He maneuvered behind the great daemon, and began his climb. Many Nurglings and other monsters attempt to block his way, but they were quickly mowed down by bolter fire. Luke searched through his pockets, looking for any explosives, until he finally found a plasma grenade. Finding a gaping wound that was probably caused by the metal beast, he pulled the pin and flung the grenade into the wound, and with second, and massive explosion rocked the Great Unclean One. Luke gave one more swing of his chainsword, then leaped back to the ground. His landing wasn't nearly as graceful as WD's, but he still fine.

The GUO swayed back and forth. After the massive damage it took, it knew that it had reached it's limitations. It began to tumble backwards, finally giving in to wounds. It landed with a great THUMP, and the body began to decay rapidly (more than it already was), and in minutes, the daemon was no more, nothing but dust.

"Now then" Luke said as he tried his best to brush the various body fluids off of him "who's the jackass that summoned ugly?"

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia snaps awake, looking around to notice they actually found the battlements somehow. Peeking around at the mostly wastelandish area around the fort, smiling.

"I knew there was a good view here... So much better than that grassy hell hole of Strife's."

[WorkerDrone]

Shouldering his Chainsword again, WorkerDrone crushed a charred skull under foot and looked at the remnants of the vile Daemon, not being much but a pile of skeletal bodies and flaming flesh. "Hardly worth the climb." He commented, displeased with the lack of challenge. "Big and Ugly doesn't mean a worthy foe. Though they certainly burn nicer."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

You must understand, it's not usually this insane. It had been weak, powerless, unable to do much of anything here up until now. Suddenly thrust into a form with so much power, the way it went crazy was rather understandable, but the fun was over now and it was still -

(Threat level nominal, dis-engaging CEREBUS directive. Please input override code or prepare for Ferro-cellular detonation in 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Detonation imminent. Have a nice day.)

There was a large explosion, followed by a shower of liquid metal.

[Luke_Prowler]

Taking a piece of sheet metal (that was lying around for some reason) Luke lifted it over his head to protect him from the metal rain. "To be honest, this wouldn't be the worst day I've had"

After the shower had stopped, Luke yelled out "Alright, I'll buy a round of beer for everyone" and then headed back to the bar.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

It becomes clear that Augustus is parachuting down to the ground.

(after landing)

"I'm hungry, what's there to eat?"

[Phantom]

A GDI Food Ration Pack lands right next to Augustus.

Phantom walks back to the bar with the 2 soldiers

"That was the most random shit I ever had, wait wheres the guy with the cigars?"

[Jervous]

"Yeah. Beer." Fantas coughed again and walked back into the bar. "So what's there to do around here, ma cappa?"

He tosses another cigar into the trashcan. And guess what he did next? He pulled out another and took a puff. "It's a nice place and all, but what's there to do?"

[Phantom]

Phantom gives him a pack of disc grenades

"If you like explosions, just throw em, watch the fire works."

Phantom fires a round from the Leman Russ tank

"Or you can take this."

[Luke_Prowler]

[Phantom, your breaking the rules of physics again. How could you be in the bar and in the Leman Russ at the same time?]

"Drinking" answered Luke "Drinking and Fighting, that's what we do around here"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Augustus is sitting at the bar counter simultaneously trying to find out if there is anything to eat around here and battling the niggling little impulse in the back of his head that said that there was something he should be doing right now.

"So, what's there to eat?"