Finally rolled a decent one. I was hoping to get one that menaced with spikes of elf leather, but this should do:
I present to you, Vathezzon Telinggïnonôsed, "Virginhelm the Coastal Stern-Maze", a elf leather harp
Weight: 19Γ
Basic Value: 596,400☼
This is a elf leather harp. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of elf leather and Native platinum. This object menaces with spikes of human leather, giant cave spider chitin, Star ruby and cave lobster shell.
On the item is an image of Momuz Craftsstrength the dwarf and dwarves in Native platinum. Momuz Craftsstrength is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Momuz Craftsstrength to leadership of The Godly Merchants in 1.
On the item is an image of blazing suns in Emerald.
On the item is an image of Zole Peacefulscab the demon in Rope reed. Zole Peacefulscab is striking a menacing pose. The artwork relates to the release of the demon Zole Peacefulscab by careless miners in the deepest recesses of Wasprag in the early winter of 59.
On the item is an image of Ducim Machinecaught the dwarf and dwarves in Adamantine. Ducim Machinecaught is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Ducim Machinecaught to the leadership of The Godly Merchants in 12.
For reference, Ducim Stâkudåkum, "Ducim Machinecaught", is my King. Also, there was nothing careless about the release of that demon.