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[WJLIII3]

Also, could we refrain from using that phrase? It's such an idiotic thing to say.

Pics or it didn't happen? How is that an idiotic thing to say? In case you haven't noticed, people lie. Especially on the internet. So unless there's a picture of it happening, it is always best to assume it did not happen. I, personally, never believe anything unless empirically proven.

[Frogwarrior]

Also, could we refrain from using that phrase? It's such an idiotic thing to say.

Pics or it didn't happen? How is that an idiotic thing to say? In case you haven't noticed, people lie. Especially on the internet. So unless there's a picture of it happening, it is always best to assume it did not happen. I, personally, never believe anything unless empirically proven.

I don't believe you. Prove it.

[MC Dirty]

But oh well, you chose a shitty harp.

I'll thank you to keep those sorts of comments to yourself. You had your chance to make a suggestion earlier, and I was getting impatient from not being able to actually play my fortress.

How is a harp better than a bag? Granted, the fact that bags can be built is not that well-known, but you knew it, so why did you choose a harp?

[Quietust]

Because leather bags are normal, and leather instruments are unique in that they can only be produced by strange moods.

[Frogwarrior]

Sooo, make a one-tile stockpile in your main dining room, set to only allow artifact harps. Then, pretend some dwarf plays it to bathe the diners in beautiful music.

[Skorpion]

But oh well, you chose a shitty harp.

I'll thank you to keep those sorts of comments to yourself. You had your chance to make a suggestion earlier, and I was getting impatient from not being able to actually play my fortress.

How is a harp better than a bag? Granted, the fact that bags can be built is not that well-known, but you knew it, so why did you choose a harp?

A harp made of elf leather! Stiffened, creased, and very carefully cut. It's song is the song of tortured elves.

[Gergination]

Made of elf leather and menacing with SPIKES of human leather.

I think the harp is great.

[atomfullerene]

A harp is awesome to make from this!  Why?  Because in folk songs and myth harps made from body parts are a common theme.  Generally the spirit of whoever died makes the harp play itself.  For example, this bit of the song "The Bonny Swans," about a harper who makes a harp from a drowned corpse he finds.

"He made harp pins of her fingers fair,
He made harp strings of her golden hair,
He made a harp of her breast bone,
And straight it began to play alone"

This sort of thing would be a good addition to the magic arc

[Frogwarrior]

A harp is awesome to make from this!  Why?  Because in folk songs and myth harps made from body parts are a common theme.  Generally the spirit of whoever died makes the harp play itself.

Feh, this just means that the harp'll play some sissy song about being kind to plants and such...

[Syff]

A harp is awesome to make from this!  Why?  Because in folk songs and myth harps made from body parts are a common theme.  Generally the spirit of whoever died makes the harp play itself.

Feh, this just means that the harp'll play some sissy song about being kind to plants and such...

Also known as dwarven stand-up comedy.