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Author Topic: The Tale of Krunk (Formerly a Generic Forum Roleplay Game)  (Read 7350 times)

Muz

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Re: Generic Forum Roleplay Game, Go!
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2009, 09:00:01 am »

> Save

> Use dagger on pouch
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Keita

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Re: Generic Forum Roleplay Game, Go!
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2009, 09:23:12 am »

[very good >:3]
hid dagger up sleeve, turn round corner and have a look at the body

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Pandarsenic

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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2009, 05:41:41 pm »

> Eat dagger
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

dragnar

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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2009, 07:20:46 pm »

If there are no grues them we must become the first!

seriously, search the body.
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FluffyToast J

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« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2009, 07:55:59 pm »

Game saved :D

You think about cutting open the pouch with your dagger. You stop, though, because you might need these coins later, and you dont want to carry them around in your hands.

You then hide the dagger in your sleeve. Its a bit uncomfortable, but you think that anyone you meet will be fooled.

You cant eat the dagger, because it is not food. However, if you find some ingrediants, make a dagger shaped cake.

You search the body.

Corpse's Items:
Pouch of Money
Dagger in Head
Strange Talisman on necklace
A book of... naked elves?

You can hear shouts in the distance, now. They seem to be coming closer.

> . . .
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dragnar

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« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2009, 08:33:37 pm »

Take the second dagger and the talisman and hide. If whatever is coming looks like a threat, throw one of the daggers at it.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Generic Forum Roleplay Game, Go!
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2009, 08:35:41 pm »

Eat corpse.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

dragnar

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« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2009, 08:45:39 pm »

Something is coming this way, there is blood all over the walls, and you want to become a cannibal now?
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FluffyToast J

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« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2009, 09:46:57 pm »

You take the dagger and talisman. You slink back around the corner, and wait a minute. The shouts are getting louder, and you can make out two different voices.

"Come on, he's got to be around here somewhere..."
"Stick together. We dont know whether he's armed. Do you want to end up dead?"
"No, but damnit, if we catch this guy we're rich. Come on."

You take one look at the corpse, and decide that being a cannibal isnt a good idea, at the moment. Another time, maybe.

As the two voices turn the corner into the hallway you were just in, they stop walking.

"My god. Is that...?"
"Shit. Shit, shit, shit! Oh, damnit. Okay, can we go now? I've got the creeps now. Come on, man."
"Hold on. We need to do this. You take point, around that corner."
"What? No way, you do it."
"*sigh* Just do it."
"Anything happens, I'm gonna kill you, Rud."
"You can try."

You hear footsteps coming around the corner...

> . . .
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« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2009, 09:49:19 pm »

Not sure why these guys are here, but they seem like they'll get scared and run off if we jump out with a knife in each hand while making crazy noises.
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FluffyToast J

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« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2009, 09:52:38 pm »

You steel yourself, and jump out from behind the corner, with both daggers in your hands. You make a loud 'ARGLBLARGLWTFOMGBQQHAX' noise and the one in front stares at you. He drops the massive hand-and-a-half sword he is carrying and piss-bolts away. The one in back narrows his eyes, and gets ready to charge with his axe. He is wearing leather armor, and has a backpack. The scared one has dissapeared around the other bend.

"So, you're the one that has his name on a 'Wanted' poster. Krunk, get ready to make me rich."

He grins evilly, and charges.

> . . .

(Should I use a dice or just make it up for combat?)
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Akigagak

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« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2009, 09:55:12 pm »

Ha, ninja'd and proven right.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Anyway, dice.

Aim for the face!
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
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FluffyToast J

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« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2009, 10:05:10 pm »

(Okay. Same as RTD rules, I guess. Yay for random.org

1 - Epic Fail
2 - Fail
3 - Poor
4 - Good
5 - Win
6 - Over-Win

Sound good? I'll just roll once, and whatever number that comes up I'll make something off that for the whole scenario. Aim for the face? Mmk.)

ROLL = 3

As Rud charges at you, you dodge to the side, flailing wildly at his face. You get a good cut, but forget to land after dodging and do some kind of wierd roll thing and hit your head on the wall. It makes a loud crack, but you dont feel much pain. Rud is lying face down on the ground with a spreading pool of blood from his head. He is still groaning, but from the look of how much blood there is, its unlikely he'll be alive much longer. His axe is a few feet in front of him, and his backpack is still on his back.

Over your heavy breathing and Rud's injured groaning, you can hear the other one's footsteps gradually getting softer, until you cant hear them any more.

You feel slightly dizzy.

> . . .
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« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2009, 02:09:35 am »

> Grab Axe
> Search corpse
> Smash corpse with new axe
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FluffyToast J

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« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2009, 02:15:41 am »

You pickup the axe. You then search Rud's corpse.

Rud's Corpse Items:
Another pouch of moneys  :o
Crumpled up bit of paper
Strange talisman on necklace
Backpack
    In Backpack:
    Food
    A Canteen filled with water
    A rope
    Fire-making kit

After moving all the useful things away from Rud's body, you cheerfully smash it into oblivion, whistling a merry tune all the while. You think it might be a good idea to keep moving, since the scared one will likely be back with friends. Or you could stay here and nom nom on the corpse, being the crazy cannibal you are.

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