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My Country is Worse!
« on: September 28, 2009, 04:10:52 am »

This is inspired by "My country is better!". In fact, the only difference is that you must say why your town/state(or provence, territory, ect.)/country is worse than the one in the post above yours. For example,
Player A: Little Desert is worse because it's so hot.
Player B: New York is worse because of the smog.
etcetera.
*kinda like that but feel free to say whatever you want!
To start:
Victoria is worse because we have idiots who build right in the middle of the (highly flammable) bush, then seem surprised when it is incinerated by a fire.
(Apologies to the "Black Saturday" victims and anyone else who may find this post offensive)
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 04:38:15 am »

New Zealand is worse because we spent over $2 million teaching kids how to pat dogs.

EDIT: And I still don't know how!
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 04:46:22 am »

Australia is worse because every single piece of native wildlife and native plant is a homicidal maniac that will kill you on sight and laugh over your corpse.

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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 04:48:41 am »

New Zealand is worse because practically both halves of the whole country is sitting on massive tectonic fault lines. (sommat like that)
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 04:50:42 am »

Australia is worse because it doesn't need a tectonic fault line to scare the living shit out of you.

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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2009, 05:08:47 am »

California is worse because...

...

Wait, no it isn't. ZING!

No, but really, I can't think of much of anything.
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2009, 05:12:29 am »

Well I will swing it back to Australia which is worse because my eyes and mouth are full of dust!
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2009, 06:13:38 am »

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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2009, 06:27:34 am »

Australia is worse because we do have war death disease famine and corruption.

And because of the fact that more than half the posts here are about it.

And because I posted here to perpetuate that state of affairs.
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2009, 06:28:42 am »

My little part of Australia is worse, because the weather is a cock.

Melbourne!
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2009, 06:45:30 am »

My part of Australia is worse, cause it's the most isolated capital on earth.
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2009, 07:45:59 am »

It would appear that this has turned into a game of "Who lives in the most dangerous part of Australia!?".

Therefore...

Eastern Washington is worse because the Palouse Hills are the most boring hills on Earth.
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2009, 08:55:57 am »

But, but... that's not in Australia :o


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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2009, 09:14:32 am »

Southern Ohio is worse.  Deer just appear on the road, without actually running on to it.  You go outside to bask in the radiant weather, and suddenly there are flash flood warnings.  It's 80 degrees on Christmas, and the next year a blizzard shuts down half the state.  We're one of Canada's border states, but we still get hurricanes.
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Re: My Country is Worse!
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2009, 09:54:15 am »

My little part of Australia is worse, because the weather is a cock.

Melbourne!

I know, isn't Melbourne weather awesome?
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