Also, don't worry, i'l upload the map for you.
EDIT: actually, wait. can someone else upload it? the DF map archive is being absolutely retarded right now with me.
9th Granite, Early spring. Year 18
My idea of drugging the booze during the party was a great one. A couple of days ago i was just a peasant, now i'm the ruler of this place! *Evil Laughter*
I proceeded to flex my power by telling the military to attack all of the random kobold thieves and pedophiles that seemed to want to breach our walls, None escaped.
15th Granite, Early spring. Year 18
Some Elves have arrived. I traded the (still warm) Kobold clothes for a cute little fox and some booze.
27th Granite, Early spring. Year 18
I've noticed that our champions wear boring old leather while a bunch of shiny steel armor sits in the stockpiles. I've ordered them to change. IMMEDIATELY!
7th Slate, Mid-Spring. Year 18
One of our metalworkers has been withdrawn from society today... most likely to make me a trinket.
11th Slate, Mid-Spring. Year 18
The constant yapping of the puppies displeases me. I have given orders for all of them to be slaughtered.
5th Felsite, Late Spring. Year 18
Today a Spearsdwarf insulted my leadership capabilities. I've already arranged a "sparring accident"
The Dungeon master has arrived. Help me! He's had me thrown of my throne, with a mob of angry immigrants behind him, my ruling days are over!
(Pump Operator, Dungeon Master, Speardwarf, Carpenter, Herbalist, Furnace operator, Peasantx6, butcher, cook, Stoneworker, brewer, weaponsmith, woodburner, Wrestler, Potashmaker, Siege operator, and a milker.)
27th Felsite, Late Spring. Year 18
The First thing I heard when i arrived at this fortress was a loud roar. It seemed that a dwarf had gone berserk! I quickly dispatched the military and killed him. No-one else was hurt.
16th Hematite, Early summer, Year 18.
A Human Caravan has arrived.
We traded some narrow/large clothes for some booze, food, and 3 platinum bars for my sarcophagus.
16th Malachite, Mid-summer, Year 18.
A tanner has withdrawn from society today. I wonder why.
12th Galena, Late summer, Year 18.
We've run out of booze today! All of the barrels that were made were used for storing food, which meant that no booze production could ensue. I've made orders to use less barrels in the food stockpiles, and have begun making LOADS of barrels.
19th Galena, Late summer, Year 18.
A fishery worked bled to death after being attacked by a longnose gar. may he rest in peace in his -towercap coffin-
21st Galena, Late summer, Year 18.
"Harry" has drowned today, after being pulled in by that same longnose gar, I've told lawec to go and see if he can do something about it.
5th Limestone, Early autumn, Year 18.
The tanner went insane today due to a lack of silk cloth. (to do: buy silk cloth, that's 2 people insane already from it's lack.) Also, The booze problem has been fixed.
17th Limestone, Early autumn, Year 18.
Some wrestler bled to death due to sparring related injuries.
25th Sandstone, Mid-Autumn, Year 18.
Oh great, more migrants. I suppose i should list them.
Miner, Pump Operator, Peasant X2, Dyer, Hunter, Bowyer, Animal Trainer, Your Mother.
13th Timber, Late-Autumn, Year 18.
A leather worker has been taken by a fey mood today, thank god i bought some silk from the dwarven caravan which came by earlier.
3rd Moonstone, Early Winter, Year 18.
The Leather worker completed his project! Mortallustrous, A blue shark leather buckler is his creation! (add picture here.)
23rd Opal, Mid-Winter, Year 18.
A carp has drowned a fisherdorf, but was killed a couple of seconds later by some dog.