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[Dragooble]

you are a poorly drawn citizen in one of the most poorly drawn provinces of Unspecifiedstan.

your room includes a bed, a door, a window, and a computer monitor + keyboard that wasn't there before.

[Phantom]

>Employ Vester or Kinseti as artist.

[Rashilul]

Download arms off of internet.

[Dragooble]

you already have arms stowed away in hammerspace silly. you do, however, try and inquire about the famous architects, Kinseti and Vester, to re-model your house. alas, it is not to be. the computer seems to be monitoring several districts. in the top left is a group of protesters from your province protesting the horrible art quality here. in the bottom left is a mansion in the photography province in all its photographic glory. the bottom right is the spray paint province. in the top left is the abstract province. most people avoid that place if they know whats good for them.

[Phantom]

>Ctrl Alt Delete

[Akigagak]

Alt - F4

[Dragooble]

none of the buttons are labeled! until you do some experimentation, you have no idea what button does what!

[0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0]

[Rashilul]

THEN BASH YOUR HEAD ON THEM!

[Akigagak]

THEN DROP KICK!

[Dragooble]

you bashed the keyboard for awhile, then this happened. you have no idea what pressing any key will do.

[Rashilul]

Press the middle-most button with your tongue.

[0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0]

[Dragooble]

You aren't 200 years old okay? you press the middle key. with your tongue for some reason. you get this in return

[Phantom]

Get a white board, ink, and cloth.