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[Jetsquirrel]

Your shoulder forms into something towerlike and a little barrel stand out of it!Gained a Lighting Tower!The little creatures come faster and faster towards you and you see that they have pickaxes!

-FIRE YOUR LAZOR CANON
-RUN
-CHAAARRRRGGGEEEEE!!!!
-do something with that elf ( Your choice)
-ROAR!!!!!

[Akigagak]

Show them the elf, then break it in half.

offer the pieces.

[dragnar]

Throw the elf past the dwarves, hopefully they hate elves more than they value bauxite.

Nevermind, dwarves might begin to worship us if we prove our elf slaying abilities!

[Jetsquirrel]

You pick up the elf and show it to them,they stand still. You then break the elf in two,they watch in horror but also in awe as you do that.THey throw their picks down , and bow over and now worship you as [Insert name here] the slayer of Elves.
They show you that you should go with them.

-Follow the dwarves
-Ignore them and walk away

[Akigagak]

follow

[Jetsquirrel]

are you going to name the new god?
you say your name and they will worship you by your  name

[Akigagak]

I am DAVE.

[dragnar]

...meh, whatever, I can't think of anything better.

[Jetsquirrel]

You follow the dwarves and they soon bring you to their fortress. You look at the entrance and its HUGEEE! Upon arrival you see a whole army of dwarves rushing towards you.The other dwarves say that you are a god that saved them.They stop and quickly bring you inside to the fat dwarf priest at the gaint temple of armok.He declares you as god but doesnt know a proper name.You say then "I AM DAVE!" he looks at you. And suddenly declares you as "Dave The Legendary Elf slayer god of the steelfist mountianhome".The dwarves start to party by the temple,you look around and dont understand much of what they are saying.

-Party with them
-Ask the priest for a book to learn dwarvish
-suggest crusade against the Elves and call it the [Insert name here]
-Grow another tower

[dragnar]

grow another tower! (kittty tower)

[Akigagak]

Not a kitty tower, we all know what cats do to fortresses.

Fire tower, for use against the elves.

[dragnar]

But it's so dwarven to fire cats at our foes!

[Akigagak]

Can we fire flaming cats?

Is so then that.

[Jetsquirrel]

no you cant
You choose to grow another tower and you grow a kitty tower. The dwarves see that you just grew a kitty tower and say that that isn't a good idea and attach a igniter to the cannon! Cannon fires now Flaming baby kitty's!the dwarves ask you if could join their journey to the new lands.

-upgrade one of the towers to lvl 2 and then 3
-Join the dwarves with their journey
-Ask the dwarves something ( your choice)

[Akigagak]

Lv 3 lightning tower.