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Author Topic: Dwarven pick up lines?  (Read 19364 times)

Areyar

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #60 on: September 29, 2009, 05:16:43 pm »
Your eyes...so shiney...I'd like to mine them and create an emerald artifact.
Let's wrestle!
Interrupting your current job with dwarven pickup line.
Hey precious... we've been mandated to fall in love.
You must be made of booze, cause you are irresistable.
Let's have a meeting.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #61 on: September 29, 2009, 05:50:26 pm »
Saram inash!

which is much better than
Sutung ongos
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #62 on: September 29, 2009, 06:28:04 pm »
"Come milk the purring maggot in my pants"
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #63 on: September 29, 2009, 06:38:23 pm »
"I'm menacing with spikes of dwarf bone."
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #64 on: September 29, 2009, 07:47:49 pm »
Quote from: Dante on September 29, 2009, 04:52:32 pm
Urist McUrist, player, has organised a party at +my pants

I cant stop laughing.  thanks!
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Areyar

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #65 on: September 29, 2009, 07:57:46 pm »
You and me, we must withdraw from polite society and create an artifact baby. Right now!
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #66 on: September 29, 2009, 09:53:19 pm »
Quote from: Areyar on September 29, 2009, 05:16:43 pm
You must be made of booze finely-crafted pig tail fabric, cause you are irresistable.

Fixed that for you.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #67 on: September 30, 2009, 05:29:29 am »
Am I happy to see you, or did I just put a *statue* in my pocket?

Let's make some good old fashion dwarven love... headbutt me, Now!
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #68 on: September 30, 2009, 05:38:09 am »
"You just stole my =heart=... THIEF! PROTECT THE HOARD FROM THE SKULKING FILTH!"
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #69 on: October 02, 2009, 02:00:52 pm »
Baby, Urist McCupid's bolt hit my heart, It is pierced through completely! I have been struck down in love with you.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #70 on: October 03, 2009, 03:11:46 pm »
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« Last Edit: February 14, 2015, 05:38:37 pm by Tofu »
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #71 on: October 03, 2009, 05:18:02 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on September 30, 2009, 05:38:09 am
"You just stole my =heart=... THIEF! PROTECT THE HOARD FROM THE SKULKING FILTH!"

Arright. You've won forever.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2009, 06:07:01 am »
How'd you like to get brutally murdered by my elephant? (reference to old 2d elephants)

...What?
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #73 on: October 07, 2009, 01:13:50 am »
+adamantine chastity belt+ - "FFFFFU-!"
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #74 on: October 07, 2009, 06:52:10 am »
Ownd.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
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