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[DJ]

Legendary liar: You totally want to have sex with me.

[WJLIII3]

This is going to be another phal*ic mushroom thread.

I don't have any pick-up lines or anything, I just wanted to let you know that "phallic" is a perfectly legitimate adjective, and is not considered a swear by anyone, and thus, there is no call to do that stupid censor-block thing, even if swearing were forbidden on Bay12, which, AFAIK, it is not.

[Necro]

This is going to be another phal*ic mushroom thread.

I don't have any pick-up lines or anything, I just wanted to let you know that "phallic" is a perfectly legitimate adjective, and is not considered a swear by anyone, and thus, there is no call to do that stupid censor-block thing, even if swearing were forbidden on Bay12, which, AFAIK, it is not.

He's referring to a thread that got locked recently. It's on the second page.

"You must be either a kobold or rhesus, 'cause you just made off with my heart."
*At the booze stockpile* "So.. come here often?"
"Want to see my wooden pipe section?" Those are getting old, aren't they? Sorry.

[Luke_Prowler]

Why is my ribbon covered with vomit?

"Your parent must have been legendary craftdwarfs, because you are a masterfully made idol"

[Mr_Bucket_Hat]

"If I ask him very kindly, do you think the manager will forbid your clothes?"

[quintin522]

"Wanna wrestle? I'll let you tear my clothes off"

[Rilder]

You must be a mega-beast, cos only a certain kind of dwarf could tame you.

Lame.. i know.

"Only you could ever tame my Megabeast"   

[Gorjo MacGrymm]

i was gonna make a Dwarven Milk joke, but I chickened out.
so instead i thought about something like-
Hey baby, once you go blacksmith, you never go back.  but that might offend someone.
so, then i thought about a Rhesus Maq---------NM  lets not go there
next i thought about a Fey Dwarf walking up to a Fisher Dwarf and saying "hey sailor" but, again, might offend someone.  But that led me into Fish Cleaner jokes, which I just avoided for good taste.

So I finally settled on:
"Well, what should we do while were locked in this room?"

[Rowanas]

Mwhahahaha. I really like the blacksmith one. Screw offending someone, if it's funny then you'll be allowed any slight failure of PCness.

[Tack]

Is it hot in here? (then they die of magma sluicing)

[Chronas]

"Hey baby, lets improve our relations -have a free mug."

[Tack]

"Hey baby, lets improve our relations -have a free mug."

*Blink*
*KICK*
*ribbon*

We should really start polling for this.

[Rowanas]

I think I deserve a ribbon for the raws line

Pretty please?

[Lord Dakoth]

"Baby, I hope you're an Engineer, because my pump needs screwing."

[Dante]

Urist McDwarf has been happy lately. He admired a fine weapon rack lately.
“Hey babe, wanna taste my dwarven cheese?”
Each time she walks into the room, A masterwork of Urist McClothier's has been destroyed
“Does the drawbridge match the magma pits?”
Urist McUrist, player, has organised a party at +my pants+.
“Baby, nothing's forbidden at this fort. _{But sometimes things get dumped.}”
Urist McButcher cancels Deal With Catsplosion: pussy overload

In reality, of course, it's either:
"It might just be the fact that we've been idling in a 2*2 meeting zone for four years now, but I think we were made for each other"
or
"You know, the life expectancy here is only a couple of seasons. Let's get it on before we die in the heat."