Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 8

Author Topic: Dwarven pick up lines?  (Read 19370 times)

Tack

  • Bay Watcher
  • Giving nothing to a community who gave me so much.
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2009, 09:59:42 pm »
Quote from: Lord Dakoth on September 26, 2009, 09:36:31 pm
"Were your parents legendary cooks? 'Cause they gave you some exceptional biscuits..."
ribbon for Dakoth

- My pants are on fire - wanna share em' with me?
- you're making my wall get warm and damp. (chix?)
- Let's play craftsdwarf - First we'll have a fey mood, then run around throwing our clothes off, retreat to my bedroom and go beserk on eachother!
- I'm no Dungeon master, but I'd like to tame your exotic animal.
- I don't care if my bed is badly crafted - having you there would make me admire it a lot more.
- Hi... I couldn't help but notice your rope reed thong - and wondered if you'd like to trade at my bed? (elf?)
- You make me feel like a small child in a room full of levers.
- You make me feel like a bronze collosus - looking for somewhere to show off his reach.
- You must be a giant cave spider, cos I'm caught in your web.
- You must be a giant cave spider, cos I'm paralyzed by your touch.
- You make me feel like a a gnome, living only to get to your gems.
- I'm no Duke, but I'd like to demand you in my room - and mandate some babies.
Logged
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Lord Dakoth

  • Bay Watcher
  • That's a hammerin'.
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2009, 10:04:28 pm »
Logged
Avatar by legendary engraver /u/Redicno of reddit.

Tack

  • Bay Watcher
  • Giving nothing to a community who gave me so much.
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2009, 10:04:54 pm »
While you were typing, two new replies have been posted. You may want to review your post

Quote from: Jim Groovester on September 26, 2009, 09:53:29 pm
"I'm a giant cave spider; want to get tangled in my web?"

GOD DAMN IT!
Logged
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Tack

  • Bay Watcher
  • Giving nothing to a community who gave me so much.
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2009, 10:10:52 pm »
Quote from: Lord Dakoth on September 26, 2009, 09:36:31 pm
"Were your parents legendary cooks? 'Cause they gave you some exceptional biscuits..."
ribbon
Quote from: Footkerchief on September 26, 2009, 04:58:24 pm
"I'd let your giant cave swallow me any time."
ribbon
Quote from: Gorjo MacGrymm on September 26, 2009, 11:56:00 am
"Wanna pull my lever?"
tied with
Quote from: Luke_Prowler on September 26, 2009, 04:40:03 pm
"You must be a noble, 'cause I want to fill your mandate for love"
ribbon

I have power of seizing judgement.
Logged
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Holy Mittens

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2009, 03:29:16 am »
Quote from: Jim Groovester on September 26, 2009, 09:53:29 pm
Quote from: Gorjo MacGrymm on September 26, 2009, 11:56:00 am
"Wanna pull my lever?"

Lorena BobbitDwarf cancels Pull Lever/R: Job item lost or destroyed.

Oh god.
Logged

Rowanas

  • Bay Watcher
  • I must be going senile.
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2009, 04:49:35 am »
"Have you been messing with the raws? 'Cause you appear to have TWO artifact jugs"
Logged
Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

Mapleleaf

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2009, 05:09:41 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on September 27, 2009, 04:49:35 am
"Have you been messing with the raws? 'Cause you appear to have TWO artifact jugs"

In. Credible.
Logged

Judas Maccabeus

  • Bay Watcher
  • [BIRD_BRAIN]
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2009, 11:46:34 am »
Quote from: Footkerchief on September 26, 2009, 04:58:24 pm
"I think I just got taken by a mood, cause I'm gonna go insane if I can't stay locked in a room with you for a month."

Urist McCasanova has claimed a Restraint!
Logged
Quote from: Rowanas on July 31, 2009, 04:27:25 pm
Quote from: smjjames on July 31, 2009, 02:41:30 pm
I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.
But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

AtomicPaperclip

  • Bay Watcher
  • Who names their kid dagger anyway?
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2009, 12:43:23 pm »
"Excuse me, could you help me deconstruct my headboard? It is of the highest priority."

"I purchased some *Giant cave spider silk sheets* this morning, wanna try em out?"

"I noticed you don't have a cabinet, maybe you could store your +leather loincloth+ in mine?"

and remember, it's not an ambush, it's a surprise spore.
Logged
Dear Toady: Keep up the good work man, we appreciate you and the game beyond words.

Gorjo MacGrymm

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2009, 12:45:35 pm »
(I had to restrain myself on this one.  Its way to easy to get too naughty.)
"Hey baby, lets make some Dwarven Sugar, and bring your donkey."

____________
I WIN A RIBBON!   Hooray!
Quote from: Hawkfrost on September 26, 2009, 01:16:06 pm
Quote from: Gorjo MacGrymm on September 26, 2009, 11:56:00 am
"Wanna pull my lever?"

You win.
 


edit:  some more

"Hey baby, I've got a <*steel bolt*> F in my pants for you!"

"Hey baby, wanna play with my Hidden Fun Stuff?"

"Hey baby, can i Fill the pit in your activity zone?  too tasteless!

"Hey baby, I wanna encrust your goods........"  - ok that  was wayyyyy over the top wasnt it!?
« Last Edit: September 27, 2009, 01:19:18 pm by Gorjo MacGrymm »
Logged
Quote from: Jeoshua on April 12, 2011, 10:02:39 pm
"You should stop cutting down all these herr trees, or, MAN is my Queen going to be Aaaaa-aang-Re-ee with you guys!" flipping his hand and batting his eyelashes."
"Oh my god guys, wood, is like, totally murder."

Beefree

  • Bay Watcher
  • [FURRY]
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2009, 04:03:32 pm »
"Your +Rope Reed Dress+ menaces with spikes of sexy"

"I'd like to engrave your modest bedroom wall with an engraving of myself"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put û and î together"
Logged
Quote from: Lord Dakoth on January 24, 2010, 03:48:29 pm
Dwarven immaterialism: If a burning dwarf falls in a fortress, and everyone is On Break, is there smoke?

Lord Dakoth

  • Bay Watcher
  • That's a hammerin'.
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2009, 04:13:34 pm »
Urist McDwarf has been ecstatic lately. He admired own very fine Lover recently.
Logged
Avatar by legendary engraver /u/Redicno of reddit.

Tack

  • Bay Watcher
  • Giving nothing to a community who gave me so much.
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #42 on: September 28, 2009, 08:21:23 am »
You must be a mega-beast, cos only a certain kind of dwarf could tame you.

Lame.. i know.
Logged
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Hectonkhyres

  • Bay Watcher
  • Has a Fetish for Skulking Filth-
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #43 on: September 28, 2009, 09:01:44 am »
Hm. Reading this thread has made me start wondering what kobold pick up lines are like.
You know... besides lengthy strings of incoherent, random syllables.
Logged
Quote from: Volfram on April 30, 2009, 09:12:59 am
And now the thread is about starfish porn.
Quote from: Dante on September 21, 2009, 04:20:48 pm
...originally read that as 'perpetual motion pants' and thought how could I have missed this??

RandomNumberGenerator

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope.
    • View Profile
Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2009, 09:54:08 am »
Quote from: Heliman on September 26, 2009, 05:27:17 pm

2:
Your eyes must have a pathing error because I keep getting lost in them.


EPIC WIN!

As a dabbling programmer myself, I can appreciate this one a lot more.
Logged
Quote from: Nirur Torir on June 04, 2010, 09:56:53 am
The end of the world is more fun then I expected.
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 8
« previous next »