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[Gorjo MacGrymm]

"Wanna pull my lever?"

[Hawkfrost]

"Wanna pull my lever?"

You win.

[Kanil]

I can't believe we didn't get to lever pulling until page two.

[Itnetlolor]

I can't believe we didn't get to lever pulling until page two.

That was easier than the tentacle demon one I made earlier. Reason I didn't include it.

[Judas Maccabeus]

"I'd like to pierce your lower body through entirely."
"My megabeast is looking for a cave to enter."
"I'm a legendary speardwarf.  Like to find out why?"

I'm surprised nobody's brought up something like the last one.

[Luke_Prowler]

"You must be a noble, 'cause I want to fill your mandate for love"

[Footkerchief]

"I'd let your giant cave swallow me any time."
"They call me a Legendary Farmer cause I've always got sugar to spare."
"Hey, are you a milker?  Cause I've got a purring maggot for you to practice on."
"I think I just got taken by a mood, cause I'm gonna go insane if I can't stay locked in a room with you for a month."

[Tofu]

[Redacted]

[Heliman]

Here's my custom made ones.

1:(long-winded)
Urist the fisher sat down at the dining hall and noticed the fetching uristette sitting next to him. "Did you know there are two kings of beasts?" he casually said.
The uristette turned her head quizically, "what?"
"Yea! the first one is a carp" Urist threw a dead carp at a shocked Uristette, who fell over in her chair. "The second one-" Urist stood over her and dropped his trow, "-Is in my pants."

2:
Your eyes must have a pathing error because I keep getting lost in them.

3:
I'd go out into the sunlight for you.

4:
If you were any more beautiful you'd be made out of magma.

5:(Also long-winded)
Urist the fisher sat down at the dining hall and noticed the fetching uristette sitting next to him.
He leaned over and whispered into her ear, "Booze Booze Booze- BoozeBoozeBOOzebooze, Beer."
Uristette was so moved by such a speech that stripped off all her clothes and transmitted spores with a soon to be satisfied Urist right on the table.

[Kiberkiller]

When i saw you my peasant "friend" became a legendary speardwarf, want to spar with him?

Can i open your floodgate?

I'm a master at opening the floodgates with pressure plates, need some help?

You just made me make mist in my pants.

[Hungry]

Butcher, "You must be butcherable, because I want to drag you to my workshop."
Hammerer, "Nothings wrong, but I still want to hammer you."
Armok, "I'd love to give you a blood covering..."
Noble, "I've got a mandate you can fill."
Metalsmith, "Looks like I got a Steel Bar for you."
Woodburner, "I'd like to burn your Towercap log."
Peasent, "You must be a Tentacle Demon, because I can see your corrupt intentions."
Novice wrestler, "You must be a XXRopereed sockXX, because I want to claim you."
....

[Tack]

- There's a carp in my pants and he's hungry for you.
- I'd get you drunk, but it'd only make you sober

[Lord Dakoth]

"Wanna check my chest?"

"You're a wrestler? What a coincidence, me too..."

"You're invited to a party at my *Tower-Cap Bed*.

"Were your parents legendary cooks? 'Cause they gave you some exceptional biscuits..."

"There's a +Pig Tail Sock+ on my bed. Just thought you might want to know."

"Excuse me, but you're suffering from cave adaption. We need to get you to a dark room right away."

"Agh, I bruised my finger! ...Aren't you going to carry me to bed now?"

"I have admired a very fine Dwarf lately."

[Footkerchief]

"Were your parents legendary cooks? 'Cause they gave you some exceptional biscuits..."

Haha, awesome.

[Jim Groovester]

"You must be a spirit of fire, because you're burning me up."
"I'm a giant cave spider; want to get tangled in my web?"
"Wanna see my Screw Pump?"
"So you're a legendary grower, huh? Can you show me how you handle some rock nuts?"

"Wanna pull my lever?"

Lorena BobbitDwarf cancels Pull Lever/R: Job item lost or destroyed.