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Tofu

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Dwarven pick up lines?
« on: September 25, 2009, 07:53:54 pm »
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« Last Edit: February 14, 2015, 05:35:52 pm by Tofu »
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Rashilul

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 08:48:19 pm »
"I would totally rub beards with you, thereby releasing thousands of spores that will someday grow into dwarves"

"I inflicted several wounds with a sword on you today"

"I've been standing next to you in this tiny room for so long that I can't help falling in love"

This is going to be another phal*ic mushroom thread.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2009, 08:59:28 pm by Rashilul »
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 09:10:11 pm »
Quote from: Tofu on September 25, 2009, 07:53:54 pm

-You must be a grower since you just made my plump helmet spawn.


Ahahaha, that made me laugh so hard.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 09:37:38 pm »

Quote from: Tofu on September 25, 2009, 07:53:54 pm

-You must be a grower since you just made my plump helmet spawn.


I nearly ruined my screen thanks to you...
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 10:10:36 pm »
Is that a ballista arrow you're hauling to the stockpiles or are you just content lately to see me?
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 10:13:28 pm »
is that a plump helmet? or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2009, 10:39:07 pm »
- I wish you were a quirm, cos then I'd work you all day.
- Hi, I'm missing an enormous screw for my pump, reckon you could help me?
- My cage trap is rigged to catch... only a certain kind of elf.
- Best watch her floodgates, cos you just tripped her pressure plate (the innuendo is legs)
- There's a snatcher in my pants, could you protect my two children?
- I wish you were an owned Item, cos then I'd be hauling you to my room.
- Well... you're a legendary grower, and I seem to have a plump helmet that's being very hard to pull out.

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This is going to be another phall*c mushroom thread. Just in time, too, cos the last one got blocked... waitasecond.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2009, 12:17:45 am »
-You wouldn't mind if my miner breaches your glowing pit eh? ::)
-How'd you like to work on a megaproject with me? 8)
-I'd like to visit your mountainhome.
-I give you my thanks for decorating me with a menacing spike of leather.
-I bet you'll like my tentacle demon for it's corrupt intentions. (I think that one's a bit too easy.)
-My dwarves would like to strike your earth.
-You wanna spar with me? I'm sure we're both Legendary Wrestlers.
-You wanna trip my stone-fall traps?
-How'd you like to appraise my artifact scepter?
-Did I see you an a legendary engraving, or am I stark raving mad?
-You want to be accosted by my vermin?
-I see you have an artifact weapon rack.
-I'd like to test your pressure plates.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2009, 01:04:02 am by Itnetlolor »
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Tack

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2009, 01:53:37 am »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

UristMcGunsmith

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2009, 02:05:21 am »
I'd like to haul my iron scepter into your coffer if you know what I mean.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2009, 08:10:01 am »
Wanna see my microcline collection?  :-*
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2009, 09:33:59 am »
NICE BEARD!

(my dwarves are simple)
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2009, 09:55:59 am »
My lungs are fine but I'm still Winded.
There's no collapse in the caverns, but you and me could make some dust fly.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2009, 10:09:12 am »
"Are you a swordmaster or are you just happy to see me?"
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2009, 10:39:51 am »
-"I think you stayed too long inside and that you should vomit in the dry well"
-"Wait...you are sure that the microcline in the dining room isn't adamantine ?"
-"Can I flood your fortress with Dwarven ale ?"
 
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