See If I can persuade some pirates to serve under me citing my destroying their whole ship as a good reason. If they say yes tell them to act as normal untill I give the word.
[5] You manage to separate two of the five remaining pirates from the captain and try to convince them to help you take over when a ship is found. They admit you are quite powerful, and they wouldn't dare to try and stop you, but they won't help you mutiny. The only way to become captain is to defeat the current one in single combat.
Begin working on an iron platebody with a cloth cape! Also, break the wooden weapons to put on my creation.
[1] You break the elven weapons into pieces and try to forge a suit of armor, but it seems you don't have nearly enough materials and end up with a pair of pauldrons instead. You do manage to link them together with an awesome cape though!
Pauldrons and cape gained!
grow a new arm
heh, you posted about 10 minutes before I got started on the turn.
[6] Tired of dealing with your semi-tangible arm, you use some stone to form yourself a new arm just below it. You manage to match your old arm's shape almost exactly, but at this point diplomacy is gonna be pretty hard for you. You are looking more and more freakish(which was really the point of gargoyles anyway).
third arm created!(+1 to strength checks if you can use all of your arms)
go to the king and tell him that i have solved his problem about tower caps, just leave all that pesky stones trash next to your tower caps and they will make more.
[auto-success] The king is very impressed, and rewards you with your choice of their weapons and armor.
Time for that shield...
[4] You create a sheild of light just to be on the safe side in case you run into Abaddon again, it should be able to hold off at least 2 blows of any size.
chariot is now armored!
Damn pig god, ah well. Ride away in te forst seeking for any elves that managed to escape, and suck out their souls for food. if they resist too much just burn them all
[4] You quickly hunt down the last of the elders SHAD0Wdump was talking to a moment ago. defence:[6] They use their magic to hide inside some nearby trees. You burn the trees down,but cannot sense the release of any souls, it seems they weren't hiding, they had tree-walked away to somewhere else in the forest.(as for the god you now serve, he's essentially Xom from dungeon crawl, his only motivation for doing anything is because it seems fun at the time, so he's just as likely to help as to hurt)
I position the cloud between me and the pirates, then loot the pirate ship; I'll take a little gold, but I'm mostly looking for gems, salts, extracts, and potions (I do hope those didn't break everywhere). Depending on what looks plausible (broken fire potion, collapsed room), I'll make it look like the stuff I've taken was destroyed. If that went quickly, I'll start hauling all remaining, useful supplies into a pile for when the pirates get back.
[5] You conceal your actions with the dust cloud and get to work looting the remains of the ship. Luckily the more valuable stuff seems to be undamaged for the most part, having been stored more carefully than most of the junk on the ship. [3] You gather: your mop, 2 gemstones(a ruby and an amethyst), a potion of speed, one of the lightning deflecting amulets... and a bubbling mess of smashed potions, seems most of them didn't survive the fall. Might be a good idea to get out of here before something bad happens.
loot gained!(not gonna bother listing it again)