Eavesdrop on the survivors and see if I can figure out exactly what is going on.
[1] You attempt to listen in on the pirate's conversation, but step on some scrap metal from the wreck, alerting them to your position. [5] You manage to conceal yourself quickly before they reach you.
Look around for any sort of civilisation.
[5] Guessing that the others had probably found someone by now, you set off in the direction they were headed. Before long you come upon the fortress the others had found(the giant floating castle of bone helped quite a bit). The gatekeepers seem very interested in you, and especially your flail.
go talk to the bearded booze barrels
[3] You arrive at the entrance a little after Leech, and try to strike up a conversation with the dwarves. [reaction:6] They are terrified or you(who wouldn't be after that display of power), and though they know little, they will take you wherever you want in the fortress, though all the groveling might get annoying...
ask dwarfs to take me to their leader
[5] The dwarves direct you to their throne room, where their king asks you why you have come here, and also what other tricks you can do with booze...
"These residents in the lush regions you seem to have a unfathomable grudge against. What could I do to solve this feud?"
[4] The dwarves tell you that while they would prefer to kill them all(preferably with magma) they would be willing to negotiate peace if the elves would agree to allow them a portion of the forest to do with as they wish. The mountains contain no trees, and they can't stand to trade with the elves. Besides, both halves of this world are infinite! They can spare a few trees!
FIND A VILLAGE BURN IT! And do everythign that kills them. OR FIND A ELVEN RETREAT AND EAT,RAPE,BURN,KILL AND TAKE SOME ROPE AND ELVEN CHILDEREN! BIND THEM TO THE CHARIOT AND RIDE AWAY!
[4]In your rampage through the forest, you happen upon an elven retreat, the only unburnt place in this section of the forest. You ride in and kill dozens of elves, but then the flames on your chariot die down, and a group of elvish druids begin chanting spells.
I drop my mop, grab the most confused looking ship mate by the cuff with one hand, then use the other hand to blast him with polymorphic energies to make an eldritch monster; optionally bound to my will. "And you thought I had the most useless skills on the boat."
[1]You reach out to grab one of your former shipmates but instead grab nothing but air, the pirates having moved to investigate a strange sound. You fall over causing the polymorph spell you had prepared to backlash against you! [3] You manage to keep the spell from discharging fully, but your hand is begining to shift, changing into something... else.
Protect the forests!
[4]The elves finish their spell and entangle Abaddon's chariot in a mass of vines! They quickly begin to burn, and will probably break soon.
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