Raise my staff and call lightning from every-part of this world and sent it in all directions!
[2+1] You send out a flash of light, and probably make everyone in a mile radius's hair stand on end... You also seem to have attracted the attention of an airship not too far off!
Use my flail as a digging implement and start mining for ores.
[3][6-1] you succesfully snap out of your trance, though you are still a bit groggy, and use the knowledge it gave you to start digging for ore. It turns out, flails aren't very good mining implements, luckily you are able to supplement the earth magic contained in yours and make it cut through rock as easily as air. It's still gonna take a while to reach any ore, but you can sense that there are several small gold deposits, a cave full of iron, and deeper down a platinum vein.
cause undead to rise with music and make them linedance
[4+1] You call apon your dark magics to bring life back unto these bodies! The ground breaks open in a dozen places and various copses crawl forth, mainly humanoids, but some much larger. They shamble about for a bit, and then... THEY DANCE!!!
skilled dark mage!(can choose either +1 to roll, or no overshots(which I plan on making much worse from now on))
go talk to the people.
[3] You try to get their attention, but their jaws are all on the floor, as they stare bug-eyed at the dancing zombies. You do see that they are not human, but short, stout creatures composed of at least 90% beard, 5% rum, the name for such creatures escapes you however...
I call forth a glowing chariot of the gods, complete with a 5.1 Surround Sound Stereo, 2.1 terabyte computational system, Bluetooth, and one of the most elaborate cup-holders in the UNIVERSE.
[5] You call upon the light magics sleeping inside your artifact, summoning the gods to grant you an almighty method of transportation! They answer, and suddenly a might glowing chariot appears before you! It is draw by intangible horses, has two guys playing harps sitting on it, and a 10-dimensional cupholder! The gods weren't sure what a "computer" was though, and decided that "bluetooth" wouldn't help much without one.
chariot of the gods gained(auto-succeed movement rolls, plays music, will vanish if damaged in the slightest(you had to promise not to chip the paint))
novice priest(1/4 exp.)
healing roll:[6] Your bruising goes away!
Summon a chariot (without horses) that has spikes made from bone,leaves a flaming trail of fire amd is evil! and mount the 2 felhounds on it! DEMON CHARIOT!!!!!
[6] You try to create a hell chariot, made to strike fear into the hearts of mortals, but do not posses the power. Refusing to give up, you call in a favor from an elder god, who agrees to grand you the power you need, but their is a price... to be announced at a later date, this guy took lessons from thief. DO you accept? (note that if you do, it will be an EPIC chariot, think monster truck pulled by magically boosted felhounds)