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[dragnar]

Try to find a way back to the portal.

[6] Having sufficiently wrecked the town for now, you head back to the cave containing the portals, unfortunately, you wreck your boat while attempting to dock.

I go through the portal that has the earth symbol on the chest that contains the portal and stuff

[3]You walk through the portal and find yourself in the middle of a large mountain range. A ways away, near the base of the mountains, you see smoke billowing out of the ground.

use earth magic to gather corpses while i wait for our missing dude....

[4] Realizing that you are most likely not the first the town sent to slay the monsters of this cave, you use your magic to locate the many corpses buried here and draw them up the the surface. You manage to unearth [3] three corpses of failed adventurers.
earth magic(3/8 exp.)

practice using my ice elemental to store a supply of water to use is situation where little to no water will be found.

[2] You try to use your ice elemental as a container for water, but it is impossible to prevent water placed inside it from freezing and becoming a part of it.

Shoot lasers in multiple directions.

[1] You begin trying to fire lasers from your eyes, building up more and more power! The buildup of light energy is so great you begin to glow, and soon you cannot see through your own aura. Then, just as you are about to focus your power into a weapon, if backfires. You reached your completely arbitrary magical limit and it blew up in your face(literally). [4] You manage to disperse most of the energy before it did any permanent damage. It still blinded you though.
(-2 to actions involving sight, which is most of them)

Use Demon Roar to let them fear me and come back under my control.

[5][5] You snap out of your mindless terror and realize, these are but lesser demons, they will bend to our will, not the other way around! Unleashing a mighty roar you DEMAND their loyalty. you look down too see the felhounds cowering at your feet, tails between their legs.
Demon roar gained!(think turn undead, but with demons)


At this point you are all free to split up, or even ignore your main quest altogether, though it might be a bad idea to try and enter a plane alone.

Who thinks I should start posting the statuses after the turn?

[SHAD0Wdump]

Bah who cares... MORE LASERING, I DON'T CARE IF THE LASERS SHOOT FROM MY ASS!

[dragnar]

Bah who cares... MORE LASERING, I DON'T CARE IF THE LASERS SHOOT FROM MY ASS!

..You know what's going to happen on a 6 after that comment don't you?

[SHAD0Wdump]

Bah who cares... MORE LASERING, I DON'T CARE IF THE LASERS SHOOT FROM MY ASS!

..You know what's going to happen on a 6 after that comment don't you?

Oh yes...

[Jervous]

I investigate the smoke.

[Diakron]

go to a random place

[Flintus10]

I will go through the portal with the air symbol.

[Jetsquirrel]

practice with fire magic by creating fireballs and shooting them around (not on the people or my felhounds)

[stonemt]

hmmm what to do with skelatons....
turn them into a floaty hovercraft thing

[dragnar]

hmmm what to do with skelatons....
turn them into a floaty hovercraft thing

...wut?

[SHAD0Wdump]

hmmm what to do with skelatons....
turn them into a floaty hovercraft thing

...wut?

Magical skeleton hovercraft. Duuuh...

[dragnar]

hmmm what to do with skelatons....
turn them into a floaty hovercraft thing

...wut?

Magical skeleton hovercraft. Duuuh...

Obviously. And yet... wut?

[stonemt]

i am going to continue to upgrade it into a fortress of skeladoom.
with a giant DM magnifier in it.
and a fire pole.

[dragnar]

i am going to continue to upgrade it into a fortress of skeladoom.
with a giant DM magnifier in it.
and a fire pole.

...Whatever, turn coming soon, lets see how this goes.

[dragnar]

I will go through the portal with the air symbol.

[3] You go through the portal with the air symbol! On the other side you see many towering structures all around you. The towers are composed of some sort of translucent substance, and appear to lead straight up, all the way to the clouds... Wait! The ground also appears to be made of clouds! It appears that the people of this realm must live along the sides of the towers, higher up.

I investigate the smoke.

[3] You walk over to the source of the smoke, there appears to be a large area surrounding the mountain that has been engulfed in flames, the trees are still burning. You can't seem to locate the source of the fire though. This place is beginning to look familiar...

turn them into a floaty hovercraft thing

[5+1] You work your dark magics, melding flech and bone together into an unholy abomination: a necromantic hoverboard, fueled by souls! You have some spare bodies left over, so you add cannons that fire sharp bones at your enemies. Unfortunately, you aren't much of a physicist: now it's too heavy to fly.
Necromantic hoverboard gained(too heavy to fly, has bone cannons)

go to a random place

You spin around randomly, and walk in to the[3] earth portal! You walk through the portal and quickly catch up to jervous.

Bah who cares... MORE LASERING, I DON'T CARE IF THE LASERS SHOOT FROM MY ASS!

[divine intervention:6]You feel probability shift as you try once more to shoot lasers. Guess what happens? Nah, no fudging the rolls.
[5] You shoot lasers! After all this time, you shoot lasers! Having successfully shot lasers from your eyes, your purpose in life is complete, you do a happy dance then go and tell everyone about it!
LASERS GAINED!!!

practice with fire magic by creating fireballs and shooting them around (not on the people or my felhounds)

(the felhounds are immune to fire anyway, they might actually make good targets)
[5]drawing on the fire medallion, and your demonic instincts, you begin throwing fireballs. Heck, in a few minutes you are juggling them!
novice fire magic gained!
Demon ability revealed: passive bonus to casting all purely destructive magic(not a +1 to the roll, spells just tend to be bigger and more destructive when you cast them).



Note: simple "I walk from point A to point B" actions are auto successes, I just roll to see what you see when you get there.