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[Rolan7]

I'll use one of my 5's please.
If that's ok! (:

Edit: I bet there'll be multiple rolls to mess up, like the pauldron, but I'd still like to improve my odds.

[dragnar]

Ditch my ship on the flying cloud and call a massive lightning storm in to trash the fleet.

[4+1] You leap off of your ship, then summon up the largest lightning storm you can manage to trash the fleet. [6] Storms seem to work a bit differently in this plane; your spell created a giant cloud centered on you, with huge arks of lightning crackling throughout it. You can't really see out, but it's a safe bet that every ship that was anywhere near you is either grounded or falling to their deaths. This includes your ship of course...
air magic(12/32 exp)

Walk in a random direction.

[3] You walk! Randomly! You eventually reach an elven settlement, though it looks like it's not the one those druids were from.

blast it with DM

(heh, I was actually half-expecting you to help the obviously-evil creatures)
[1+1] You can't help feeling that there is something innately wrong with these creatures, and blast the one you have been talking to with magic. Hmm... that was not the intended effect. There are now two of them, and they're angry. "You are real! Now, you shall become as we are..." [1] They attack your pseudo-body before you can react, and quickly change the magic within it into another of themselves.

FIND THOSE EFFING ELVES!!!

[5] You are very annoyed by your inability to find elves, and soon begin cursing every god you can name as you stomp through the forest. Ironically, this yelling attracts a group of elves, coming to see what the commotion was.

Fascinated by his request, I summon a second cannon for him to merge his gun with. I also offer him transportation via my chariot.

[2+1] You attempt to summon another orbital cannon, but somehow Luki's spell interferes with your own, and though his gun does look slightly different, it certainly hasn't been enhanced by anything the size of your cannon.
arcane magic(6/8 exp)

I pilot my ship in the direction Flint went and make sure it goes where I want with my mind.

(...that picture is so funny, you get a +1 to your roll... that doesn't help much)
[1+1] You consider using your telekinesis to steer the ship, but decide it would be better to just let your pilot keep doing his job. He can drive better than you anyway.  As for Flint... from the looks of things, trying to follow him would just get you killed.

Dual casting with Shadowdump, his summon and my enchantment, to combine the gun with the new cannon.

(you aren't quite merging the two, just using the second item as a reagent in a spell to enhance the gun, but the difference is negligible)
[5] You try to link your gun to SHAD0Wdump's second cannon as he summons it, but it seems that he summoned something you weren't expecting. You gun looks slightly larger now, and a new switch has appeared on the side.
enchantment(3/8 exp)

[Flintus10]

Hehehe that'll teach 'em.

Wear the ring of stealth and land at the city and look around.

[Diakron]

took out the tower and the besties in it, now reward me!

also... beware of an elder water elemental i let lose

[Jervous]

Ask around town to see where the other elven town is.

[Rolan7]

Thanks ShadowDump, I still owe you one anyway!

Unless you're in a hurry to get moving, I'm going to
Flip the switch and shoot the moon!

Screw that, testing (without live targets) is for the boring.  Where to, friend?

[Nivim]

 Heh, well on a [1] I might have ended up in Flint's storm, which would mean another ship lost. Also, could the size/rooms of my ship be added to the statuses? I find I keep forgetting in planning, strangely enough.

 [ ] Looking at the massive storm on the "horizon" I wonder aloud what happened to the ship, then get the pilot to go down as we go there so we might find the stuff falling out. If we veer to close to something too fast, I use telekinesis to keep the ship on track.

 Diakron, what would be wrong with an elder water elemental? It will probably just sink into the ground and make a lake. Of course, I guess a lake might not be enough, and it will turn into the plane of earth and water. I do like mud.

[dragnar]

could the size/rooms of my ship be added to the statuses? I find I keep forgetting in planning, strangely enough.

Sure, I'll get that in a second.

Diakron, what would be wrong with an elder water elemental? It will probably just sink into the ground and make a lake. Of course, I guess a lake might not be enough, and it will turn into the plane of earth and water. I do like mud.

Heh, it's not quite that powerful. It'll probably create a giant lake somewhere and rule over it. The only problems that might arise are if "somewhere" is inhabited.

[Nivim]

Spoiler: nitpicky (click to show/hide)

wish for... hmm... Lordship over anything that dwells in or is made of water

[Roll for genie corruption: 1... ouch] "Granted. Though I warn you, the creatures of water are ever changing and do not like being controlled. You now have some minor influence among them, but overstep your bounds and they shall turn on you."
Water Nobility(Creatures tied to water will not attack you, but try to order them around and you will suffer an... unfortunate accident. Luckily, your elemental is still loyal to you)
You are lucky the elemental is helping you, otherwise that would have been more like "you are now king of the sea. Your coronation is at the bottom of the ocean and you can't breathe water, not to mention the pressure."

Diakron, what would be wrong with an elder water elemental? It will probably just sink into the ground and make a lake. Of course, I guess a lake might not be enough, and it will turn into the plane of earth and water. I do like mud.

Heh, it's not quite that powerful. It'll probably create a giant lake somewhere and rule over it. The only problems that might arise are if "somewhere" is inhabited.

 Thank you for the status upgrade.

[dragnar]

Spoiler: nitpicky (click to show/hide)

wish for... hmm... Lordship over anything that dwells in or is made of water

[Roll for genie corruption: 1... ouch] "Granted. Though I warn you, the creatures of water are ever changing and do not like being controlled. You now have some minor influence among them, but overstep your bounds and they shall turn on you."
Water Nobility(Creatures tied to water will not attack you, but try to order them around and you will suffer an... unfortunate accident. Luckily, your elemental is still loyal to you)
You are lucky the elemental is helping you, otherwise that would have been more like "you are now king of the sea. Your coronation is at the bottom of the ocean and you can't breathe water, not to mention the pressure."

Diakron, what would be wrong with an elder water elemental? It will probably just sink into the ground and make a lake. Of course, I guess a lake might not be enough, and it will turn into the plane of earth and water. I do like mud.

Heh, it's not quite that powerful. It'll probably create a giant lake somewhere and rule over it. The only problems that might arise are if "somewhere" is inhabited.

I meant more that it would directly control the water, not necessarily the creatures in it. Similar to the river gods in greek mythology... though really, few creatures would dare disobey one of those, that tends to get you turned into something unpleasant.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Screw that, testing (without live targets) is for the boring.  Where to, friend?

I was thinking about traveling to another plane, but first I've got some business with my cannon...
 Think about what plane you want to go to and we'll probably go there.

Travel to my orbital cannon, crack open the book of summoning to learn a spell that allows me to summon the cannon between the separate planes.
 Also, offer Luki the book of enchantments, sounds like something he could use alot, up to him though.

[Rolan7]

Oh nice, very nice!  I have got to pay you back for this somehow.
Cast an insulation enchantment from the book on my cloak, so I can muffle my pauldron with it later.

I'll follow where you lead, SHADOWdump, but if I may suggest the plane of fire?  I imagine my pauldron may protect the both of us if we stay close, since it absorbs my gunfire.

[SHAD0Wdump]

I'll follow where you lead, SHADOWdump, but if I may suggest the plane of fire?  I imagine my pauldron may protect the both of us if we stay close, since it absorbs my gunfire.

Sounds good. After I get my cannon summoning thing(hopefully anyway) we will go there.

[stonemt]

right. well i guess i had better figure this out. figure out exactly what that thing did to me..


P.S. how did i get a one with dark magic?? i have a plus one to all rolls with it dont i?

[dragnar]

P.S. how did i get a one with dark magic?? i have a plus one to all rolls with it dont i?

Bah! That's the second time I've forgotten to write down the bonus! (if I had treated it as a one you probably would have hurt yourself as well)