Force my crew to clean the paste from my body.
[5] Your crew is quite disgusted by this command(they don't want anything to do with that gunk!), but they move to obey anyway. Luckily for them, the goo vanishes, ceasing to exist mere moments after the monster died. Confused but relieved, you and your crew enter the tower through a partially smashed door. You find yourselves in what was probably the servant's quarters.
I block the doors with earth magic and attack the king!
[4+1] You cause the doors to fuse with the surrounding rock, becoming impassible walls. That won't hold the dwarves back for long, but it should be enough time to finish this [1+1] unless your aim remains this bad, you smash your flail into the ground, missing completely. The king, still terrified for his life manages to calm down enough to draw his axe and turn to face you. He is still shaking, but he is a dwarf, and he will not back down so easily!
earth magic(5/8 exp.)
Defend until reinforcements arive.
[4] He goes into a defensive stance, readying to dodge your next blow.
+1 to dodge and defense next turn(can't make regicide too easy for you now can we?)
seek people
[3] You can't sense any lifeforms in the area, but you do manage to sort out what kind of place you are in: You are just inside a small cave in the side of a cliff face, you feel that there are many similar caves nearby, but they seem to be empty. Outside is a large swamp, filled with many long-dead creatures. The top of the cliff is too far away for you sense.
make the water in the elves bodies freeze
[6+1] Fun science fact: water expands
a lot when it freezes! [1,4,3,2,5,4] You manage to freeze all the water in three of the warrior's bodies, causing them to spontaneously burst into large, rather bloody ice sculptures. The remaining warrior [3] decides that digression is the greater part of valor, and runs off into the woods. The two servants were outside the range of your spell, and remain cowering near the fire.
water magic(4/32 exp.)
I go to Abaddon, and sacrifice him to his own god!
[5] The god Abaddon serves thinks that would be hilarious, and decides not to interfere. You still have to get past his minions though. [4] You laser two of the imps, turning them to ash, but the felhounds charge you before you can zap the last one.
novice light magic(you know, for all the trouble you went through to get them, this is the first time you have actually USED your lasers)
Grab for a imp and eat him to regenrate my body and make a demon roar! And command the felhounds to protect me while i heal or eat
[2-1] You weakly try to sacrifice one of your imps for power, but cannot find the strength. It's all up to your minions now.
(you are now unconscious until SHAD0Wdump's battle is over. The only thing you can do is recommend tactics for your minions to follow)
Protect the master!
[2,6] One of the felhounds is rather surprised by the lasering of the imps and gets bashed out of the way as the other tries to headbutt SHAD0Wdump. [3] It only knocks the wind out of him though.
I pick up the gold and pursue the shelves. If I find a book on enchantment or my own profession, I take them first.
[4] You grab the gold, not questioning the impossibility of it's appearance, and begin searching the shelves the majority of the books are devoted to history and cataloging monsters, but you manage to find a couple on polymorphing and related topics.
1. The Art of Disguise(contains chapters on polymorphing, illusions(light magic), and non-magical disguises)
2. Transmutations Using Alternate Physics(you aren't sure what this is about, it appears to have been written by the mage that lived here)
You also find the sequel: Locating Dimensional Instabilities
[3,3] Erreti begins to cool down a bit(good, don't want living flame moving around a library...) and grows small spikes on it's hands. They appear unsuitable for combat, but might be used to climb rough walls.
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