Turn the two door guards into smoldering corpses.
[6][1] You incinerate the guards before they can budge... though you suspect the stench/smoke will draw a bit more attention than you were expecting. The cops will be here in 3 turns.
Practice some earth magic which will hopefully not ruin anything.
[1+3(yes +
3. wow) too bad exp is based on the unmodified roll] You fling random rocks around for a while. One almost hits the chariot, but your sleep-enhanced reflexes allow you to stop it in time.
go down and tinker with the castle. making a spliter for my energy converter/torture system to charge me as well.
[1+2] You try to alter your soul torture battery to charge both you and your cannon, but you can't seem to change it without breaking the whole setup completely.
Alright, I apologize to whatever gods I might be serving and lay off the priest magic for a while. I also land the chariot at the first interesting location I see.
[3] You find a tower covered in glowing runes. There appear to be a couple water mages fighting outside.
Ask the heart for a status report of all parts of the ship, just in case I missed something with my non-search. While I listen, I tailor my top hat to my horns and wear it. Finally, I ask Erreti, wherever he might be, to splooch down to the city and spy for me what's there.
[3] The heart reports everything seems to be functional, with no rooms you haven't already noted. You order Erreti down to the surface and try to cut some holes in your hat to fit it on your head. Nothing seems to happen, you aren't sure whether it's due to your alterations, something else, or if it was simply non-magical.
Fire a normal shot into the "sky" as a signal. There may be friends here, and I'd rather face our enemies in the open if it comes to that.
Then cover my ears and gaze at the magma, relaxing.
Envy Leech's well-restedness.
[3] You shoot the sky, relax, and envy Leech. None of this accomplishes anything, but hey, you did it.
And so did the Giant of frost respond by taking the orb of seas, and crushing the pretenders in a wall of ice. And lo did the tiger attack the head of the attack.
[2] You try to summon a wall of water, but cannot call even a drop. I must be because of how hot and dry this plane is. Also you are getting swarmed by short, angry, bearded creatures, that might be a problem too I guess.
And thusly did the sleeping one get enrage and send his dwarfs to kill the imposter
[6] And thusly is was so! Your dwarves swarm the thief, hacking at him with their picks [3] They can't seem to do any significant damage through his armor though.
Statuses will be updated later today