Tell the pirates that they better start doing push-ups while I go towards the study. Also make sure hte pirates understand that if they are not still doing push ups when I get back I will give them the lightning whipping of a lifetime.
[2] You order your men to do some exercise, then head of toward the study. It appears that there are a few more monsters here than your crew mentioned, the hallway leading to the study is full of them. You see a small cluster of zombies, a walking hardhat, several small
gremlin-like creatures, and... oh goody, there's a large angry dragon guarding the door. The others are sorta milling about aimlessly, but the dragon is clearly blocking the doorway.
Loot the corpse and use earth magic to make a direct stairway up to the surface.
[3]You grab his crown and a small gem, but for a king this guy doesn't have much stuff. [5+1] You form a large, ornate stairway leading directly to the surface, not exactly subtle, but you have a head start anyway.
[3] The warped doors are visibly cracked now, you run up the stairs before the dwarves break through.
competent earth magic(+1 to all rolls... and that stacks with the flail)
send all minions (but not the castle) to scout the world and start figuring out how to turn into a shadow (but dont actuly try doing it)
[2+1] You send out your shadow arm and sword to scout the area, one heading for the swamp, the other for the top of the cliff. You try to find a way to become a creature composed entirely of shadow [4+1] and determine that it should be quite simple. You almost did it accidentally with your shadow arm a while back, and shadow-walking involves a similar process. You decide to wait to test your theory though.
dark magic(16/32 exp.)
have them extinguish all the fires around here
[4+1] Your water elementals work together and put out all of the camp fires. Not really much to say about that...
Time to sacrifice...
I magically form a serrated dagger, with which to do the deed.
Lets make this messy.
[1+1] You are about to summon a dagger and administer the final blow, when the last remaining imp slams into you, knocking you away from Abaddon. Then there is a great flash of light and you find yourself outside the forest.
Tell the elder god that if that guy kills me who will finish my debt?all those souls that he could have.tell him to atleast heal me, so i can finish my debt.
[6] The elder god already promiced not to interfere in the fight, but it admits that you are an amusing minion, and it never promiced not to
postpone the fight. In a flash of light SHAD0Wdump is gone, giving you time to recouperate.
I take a deep breath, then freeze the metal blob to its core and shatter it with my ebony scimitar. "What ebony scimitar?" "The one that used to be a mop of course."
[5] You simultaneously attack the blob with compressed nitrogen and morph your mop into a curved ebony sword, your pack glows as you cast the spell and the sword appears to be made of metal instead of wood. (no need to roll to hit this thing, it would be impossible to miss and it doesn't move)[2+1] the blob seems unfazed by the attack, the only effect of the nitrogen being that it moves a bit slower... not that it matters, it was already slower than mollasses.
polymorpher(4/8 exp.)
[1] Erreti goes berserk, and will attack something at random every turn until the effect wears off!
I join and recover the fire artifact
[1](no, I didn't actually roll... though that could be funny, "roll to stay in the game!") Jet squirrel survives due to the ONLY possible combination of rolls that could save him. He is still badly wounded though.
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