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umiman

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« on: September 24, 2009, 01:37:01 am »

My tenant in the basement is a self-professed lesbian. Today she came back rather excitedly with a dude and they started watching Lucky Star in the basement living room. About an hour later, my other basement tenant came back but he complained to me that he couldn't sleep because they were screwing and moaning too loudly. I live upstairs, so I couldn't really hear anything.

Anyway, I asked her later whether she was reconsidering her position as a lesbian. Here's what she told me, and I quote exactly:

"You shouldn't be so binary, (Umiman). A lesbian can sleep with whomever she wants including guys. I'm also fucking his gf. Ain't life grand?"

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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 01:42:14 am »

...heh...
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2009, 01:48:01 am »

Sexaulit is quatrenary when you really get down to it. Asexuality, heterosexuality, homosexuality and bisexuality. You can blame it on how misinformed people are on this issue, how we really care about labeling ourselves or how we never seem to see bisexuals in popculture.
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2009, 01:59:43 am »

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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2009, 02:00:40 am »

So what you saying is that your tenant doesn't known the term bisexual?
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2009, 02:04:42 am »

So what you saying is that your tenant doesn't known the term bisexual?
Actually, I was kinda more taken aback by the fact that this guy was getting regular threesomes.

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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2009, 02:07:36 am »

With a lesbian no less.

Apparently.
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2009, 08:03:07 am »

If this thread avoids getting locked I will personally pay who has posted in it £100.

But yes if she sleeps with guys too she definitely isn't a lesbian.
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2009, 08:44:05 am »

If this thread avoids getting locked I will personally pay who has posted in it £100.

But yes if she sleeps with guys too she definitely isn't a lesbian.
This is a post.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2009, 08:59:47 am »

"You shouldn't be so binary, (Umiman). A lesbian can sleep with whomever she wants including guys. I'm also fucking his gf. Ain't life grand?"

Well, it seems to me like she's the one treating lesbian as binary. After all, if she thinks that lesbian is 01, and hetero is 10, then if bisexual is 11 she is all of the above.
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2009, 09:02:21 am »

Sexuality isn't binary goddamnit, it's a sliding scale.

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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2009, 09:11:54 am »

The best model is probably 5 sliding scales; masculinity of self, femininity of self, attraction to masculinity, attraction to femininity, and attraction to things that have no masculinity or femininity. And further detail than that is probably rare enought to be grouped into fetishes.
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umiman

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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2009, 09:37:03 am »

If this thread avoids getting locked I will personally pay who has posted in it £100.

But yes if she sleeps with guys too she definitely isn't a lesbian.
I will hold you to that. You might want to check my thread creating history.

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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2009, 10:24:56 am »

Must get thread locked quickly!

So Sofia, about [insert any sexual fetish here]
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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2009, 10:36:29 am »

People do one thing and say the other all the time umi. No worries. Did poor wee umi' get all confuddled?
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