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[Free Beer]

To ToonyMan:

You're online. You've been online for more than an hour. I know you have viewed this thread and seen my accusation from several hours ago. And you have decided to remain silent. I hope you realize how damning this is?

Bring thou questions forth!


Also, everyone seems dead set on a ToonyMan/Pandarsenic lynch.  Is that what you want?  For town to lose?!  Heh.

This isn't Jeopardy. I don't have to phrase anything in the form of a question.

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Stop pairing me with Pandarsenic!
Also, I highly doubt Vector is scum after his reactions from Free Beer.

A question for you, ToonyMan:

If you are really town, WHY DO YOU THINK THE SCUM LEFT US BOTH ALIVE???

What, you mean you and Leafsnail or Pandarsenic?  The scum killed Org and Aliphioc (or whatever).  I don't know.  They liked to kill small talkers until Webadict.

I have a question for you!

Why do you think the scum left you alive?!

I'll tell you why the scum left me alive, ToonyMan. It's for two reasons, really:
1. I was on to them on Day One. My first round of accusations was against Pandarsenic and Leafsnail. My second round of accusations was against Vector and ToonyMan. NKing me would have implicated both of them.
2. On Day Two, it seemed likely that they could push a Free Beer lynch, and they were more preoccupied with trying to find the Cop.

If you're town, then the fact that you are still alive right now is testament to the fact that I am town- the scum left you alive because your obsession with voting for me guarantees a town loss at LyLo. If I were scum, I'd have NK'd you D2 and reinforced my previous claim of "the scum are out to get me."

It does not escape notice that you completely ignored the possibility that I meant you and me when I said "both of us." It was the only possible way to interpret the sentence - I had addressed you, and did not mention anyone else. This is probably since I prefixed the question with "If you are really town," and since you knew you were scum the idea didn't register.

And if you're scum, then I also know Pandarsenic is scum. This is because of your behavior N2: When I went after Vector, you accused me of being scum on grounds that I went after Vector. When I went after Leafsnail, you accused me of being scum on grounds that I went after Leafsnail. When I went after you, you accused me of being scum on grounds that I didn't go after Pandarsenic. You told us everything, right then and there.

[Pandarsenic]

And I call bullshit on Leafsnail, because quite simply, I know myself to be town, so either one of the people he scanned is a Godfather, or as I believe, he's claiming Cop at Lylo so we execute the one mislynch that leads us to failure.

1. Your sentence structure tells me you're nervous.

2. I call bullshit on you.  If you're really sure about ToonyMan, why aren't you willing to go along with us and get him lynched?  We'd be down a scum that way, at the very least.  As it is, you're tangoing around, trying to get the person who may or may not be scum lynched.

You're scum, dude.  Down you go.


Folks, let's do this thing.  ToonyMan goes today, Pandarsenic tomorrow.

1. You're full of shit.

2. Bring it. ToonyMan.

[Vector]

1. You're full of shit.

2. Bring it. ToonyMan.

Normally you don't talk in run-ons... and now you're overcompensating.

Let's go.  If we lose this game, at least we'll lose gloriously.

[Pandarsenic]

1. You're full of shit.

2. Bring it. ToonyMan.

Normally you don't talk in run-ons... and now you're overcompensating.

Let's go.  If we lose this game, at least we'll lose gloriously.

I talk in run-ons all the time, dood.

[ToonyMan]

I don't see any question marks Free Beer.

[Free Beer]

I don't see any question marks Free Beer.

This isn't Jeopardy. I don't have to phrase anything in the form of a question.

Unvote. ToonyMan.

Start talking, dumbass.

[ToonyMan]

Are you insulting me because you're mean inside?

:[

[Free Beer]

Are you insulting me because you're mean inside?

:[

No, I'm insulting you because if you're town your stubborn refusal to cooperate has just lost us the game, and if you're scum I already know what you're up to. Ergo, the "dumbass" comment.

[Pandarsenic]

Vote for day-shortening. Toony has progressed to the point of obvscum, probably because they can't get me lynched today.

[ToonyMan]

The scum would be wise to keep you alive I guess, since I keep going after you.  They wouldn't kill me because I am helping them lynch a townie, right?  That would make sense.

Unvote.  Vote Pandarsenic.

Pandarsenic, if Leafsnail is scum, who would be his scum partner?  Sorry if you already said, I'ma not focusing.


FAKE-EDIT:

Well, I guess I'm being lynched?  Alright.  Fine.  MOD: Make me break the fourth wall in the flavor text.

[Vector]

Vote for day-shortening. Toony has progressed to the point of obvscum, probably because they can't get me lynched today.

No, we can lynch you, all right...

I just think it's wiser to get Toony first.

[Pandarsenic]

The scum would be wise to keep you alive I guess, since I keep going after you.  They wouldn't kill me because I am helping them lynch a townie, right?  That would make sense.

Unvote.  Vote Pandarsenic.

Pandarsenic, if Leafsnail is scum, who would be his scum partner?  Sorry if you already said, I'ma not focusing.


FAKE-EDIT:

Well, I guess I'm being lynched?  Alright.  Fine.  MOD: Make me break the fourth wall in the flavor text.

You would be the partner.

[Leafsnail]

Excellent!  Pandar has realised that his teammate Toony is doomed, and has decided to bus him.  Unfortunately for him, his sudden and total change of heart, in addition to Toony's virtual surrender, mean that the scumteam is more obvious than ever.

Unvote.  Vote ToonyMan.

[Pandarsenic]

sudden

lol

[Leafsnail]

In moments you went from "Leafsnail is obv-scum trying to kill two townies" to "Toony is obv scum, kill him!".