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Squeegy

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Re: 404
« Reply #510 on: December 15, 2009, 12:31:02 am »
still incredibly busy, try again later
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Re: 404
« Reply #511 on: December 15, 2009, 12:50:32 am »
Some human beings have finals at this time.  Perhaps Squeegy is one?  ::)
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Re: 404
« Reply #512 on: December 18, 2009, 03:15:42 pm »
Squeegy isn't human!  ???
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« Reply #513 on: December 18, 2009, 05:38:33 pm »
Clearly he is a Dwarf.
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Re: 404
« Reply #514 on: December 18, 2009, 07:47:23 pm »
Speaketh unto the beast:
"Monster! I will assure you that I, the great -name goes here-, am not delicious! Now lay down your arms (haha, irony), and we shall be friends!"

IF SCYTHEY RESPONDS IN A THREATENING MANNER:
Say "I have given you a chance for my mercy, but you squander it? I shall end you!" Then shoot it in the head.

IF SCYTHEY RESPONDS IN A TEASING/SEXY MANNER:
Look at it, obviously confused. Then cave it's head in.

IF SCYTHEY RESPONDS IN A FRIENDLY MANNER:
Sit down in front of it, just out of range of scythes (gun still loaded and nearby), then attempt to ask it questions.

IF SCYTHEY RESPONDS IN A "I wanna eat yooooou" MANNER:
Say "As I said, I am not delicious." Then cave its head in.
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Squeegy

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Re: 404
« Reply #515 on: December 18, 2009, 08:17:50 pm »
okay, what is our decided course of action?
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Re: 404
« Reply #516 on: December 18, 2009, 10:51:40 pm »
Basically blow its head off if it tries to kill us or negotiate.

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Quote from: Tradanbattlan on December 18, 2009, 07:47:23 pm
Speaketh unto the beast:
"Monster! I will assure you that I, the great -name goes here-, am not delicious! Now lay down your arms (haha, irony), and we shall be friends!"

IF SCYTHEY RESPONDS IN A THREATENING MANNER:
Say "I have given you a chance for my mercy, but you squander it? I shall end you!" Then shoot it in the head.

IF SCYTHEY RESPONDS IN A TEASING/SEXY MANNER:
Look at it, obviously confused. Then cave it's head in.

IF SCYTHEY RESPONDS IN A FRIENDLY MANNER:
Sit down in front of it, just out of range of scythes (gun still loaded and nearby), then attempt to ask it questions.

IF SCYTHEY RESPONDS IN A "I wanna eat yooooou" MANNER:
Say "As I said, I am not delicious." Then cave its head in.
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Re: 404
« Reply #517 on: December 19, 2009, 12:12:50 am »
Quote from: Phantom on December 18, 2009, 10:51:40 pm
Basically blow its head off if it tries to kill us or negotiate.
I think you mean "Negotiate or, if it tries to kill us, blow it's head off."
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Re: 404
« Reply #518 on: December 19, 2009, 01:31:20 am »
Yeah, I meant that.

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Re: 404
« Reply #519 on: December 19, 2009, 06:36:48 am »
Yes, that's pretty much what all of us ended up deciding. Negotiate, if it proves hostile, reduce it's height by the aproximate size of its head.
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« Reply #520 on: December 19, 2009, 07:31:07 pm »
In the beginning, there was light.
The monster pokes at something on the wall in the room. Suddenly, light flickers on, revealing the room behind the shutter. It is loaded with supplies of all kind.

Syringes...


Pistols...


and... sweet Jesus in a bottle what is that.







« Last Edit: December 19, 2009, 07:32:59 pm by Squeegy »
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Re: 404
« Reply #521 on: December 19, 2009, 08:38:05 pm »
all together now: "thank you very much! what happend here?"
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« Reply #522 on: December 19, 2009, 08:53:58 pm »
"Errrrrrrrg, aaaaaargh, Braaaaaaaains."
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« Reply #523 on: December 19, 2009, 09:11:09 pm »
"What else was there in the beginning? Was there a middle-aged scientist with a goatee? Was there a shotgun? And so help me, if there werent beautiful kittens..."
Say that, then cautiously move around Scythey towards the door. CAUTIOUSLY.
Then, grip the doorknob CAUTIOUSLY. Slooowly turn the handle...
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and see what Scythey does when we do these actions.
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« Reply #524 on: December 19, 2009, 09:23:50 pm »
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on December 19, 2009, 09:11:09 pm
then cautiously move around Scythey towards the door
What door? The one that's all blocked up?
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