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[RAM]

Accidentally fire the gun without aiming it. What the bullet ricochet off of a dozen different random objects. Hear Mr. Scythehands say "I am the ambassador from planet Scythe. I have come to share our medicine and technology with you.  You will all live without wanting for anything. We look forward to a long and peaceful coexistence between our races. I just need to send confirmation to our homeworld..." at which point the bullet will sever the connections to the tanks and Mr. Scythehands will melt...

[LeoLeonardoIII]

He has either hair or wires coming out of his head. I propose that is his Glowing Weak Point.

But what can we do? We're right up next to it. If it wanted to harvest our delicious, nutrient-rich flesh it could do so.

> Say Hello

[Sensei]

Apologize and close door as if nothing happened.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Aim gun at creature
Step backwards

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh yes. Maybe it would rather scythe one of the dead bodies and we can slip past!

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Regardless of what happens with this creature, I think we should go back to the shopkeeper and ask him about what he knows about the other scythe-creatures, what happened in the lab, etc.

[Glacies]

"Oops, sorry. Wrong room."

Close the door and run to the other one.

[Phantom]

Look at monster.
Close door.
Open door number 2.

[Tradanbattlan]

Transfer mind to Squeegy
Post update
Retransfer mind back to our body

[LeoLeonardoIII]

^ This.

[Glacies]

Say, very slowly "Donde lo hago encuentre donde está puede usted amablemente directo yo a la señora del sir del cuarto de baño?"

[Phantom]

"Капиталистическая Свинья! Умрите от моих пуль коммунизма!"

[eerr]

Suggest a one-time limited offer, "free bullets"!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Ask it about that kanji written in blood in the room.

[Squeegy]

Close door.

Nothing. Nothing happened there. You saw nothing.