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[RAM]

The spear from the spear trap which will be dismantled using the crowbar...

[Squeegy]

That's... that's a spike. As previously stated. It would not be at all useful for paddling, even if you could hold it somehow, even if you could somehow pry it from its hole.

[Neruz]

even if you could somehow pry it from its hole.

Crowbars are also referred to as Prybars.

>Attack spike with Crowbar.
>Revel in aquisition of spike.
>Impale debris on spike to form makeshift paddle.
>Paddle to boat.
>Do a dance of victory.

[Squeegy]

yeah uh

when i said 'remove it from its hole' I meant that there was no visible hole AKA space for you to pry it out

[Neruz]

>Smack spike with crowbar at the location where it connects to the wall until the spike breaks off.
>Repeat earlier commands, skipping the first one.

[Squeegy]

I don't know what kind of shoehorn bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but you're wrong. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you. You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker. I will massacre you. I will fuck you up.

[Neruz]

Why are you so determined to ensure we don't get the spike and turn it into a paddle?


Fine; Crowbars have a sharpish end opposite the hooked end, impale some debris onto that end of the crowbar to make a makeshift paddle, then paddle to wreck and glare ominiously at the fourth wall.

[Squeegy]

Because the spike cannot be paddled. Get it into your stubborn head.

You cut all the bullshit and just, y'know, paddle over to the wreckage. With your hands.



The wreckage is mostly sunken, but on a dry spot you recover a slightly damp NOTE PIECE, combining all three to form a PASSWORD NOTE, which you no longer need and it is too late to get points for.

Good job!

[Neruz]

Woohoo!

[RAM]

>Spontaneously generate pointed hat, wooden leg, hook hand, and parrot.

[Nirur Torir]

Huzzah, free solution!

I'm not sure where else we haven't checked, so let's carefully pry that metal window covering from the room of blood up a few centimeters and peer through.

[dragnar]

I really should have been obvious that that was not the solution. If the GM is arguing with you, you're almost definitely wrong.

[Blood-Dwarf]

>use access card to the locked door in the room where we found the gun.
>wonder where the scientist is who should greet us.

also: lol!

[ibot66]

He is probally eithe behind that door after he droped his gun in the hallway. witch brings up the question: why did he have a gun?

[Sensei]

'Break glass in case of scythe monster attack'?

I'd sure want a gun if I was in a laboratory with those things.