Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Armok]

You attempt to pick the lock with your claw, now the gate is still locked and your finger hurts, guess picking locks is harder than it looks, and require a fair bit of knowledge about their inner workings.

[RAM]

Pray to Armok to help you start a war between the humans and dwarves.
Look for a path or something and try to find a cemetery keeper without entering any towns.

[Luke_Prowler]

Dig under the fence

[eerr]

If A and B fail,
C. Go find someone who knows how to lockpick back at the village, or in your raiding party. Then recruit them, or learn lockpicking yourself.

[0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0]

[Armok]

You look to see if there is a cemetery keeper you could somehow steal the key from/trick to enter the cemetery and then follow, but looking around the small shed inside with a candle in the window and lack of any sign that the gate is used with any frequency lead you to believe the keeper lives inside the fence.
You conside throwing one of the jocks with the catapult, while it would be amusing, you decide against it due to the fact the other 'bolds back at the village know you're not stupid enough to believe it'd work.
Finally, you settle for digging under the fence, or rather to let the jocks do it, and while the fence goes a fair bit down after an hour or so the jocks dig out enough to get under it. You could get catapult in between the bars with a bit of work but it dosn't look like you'll be needing it inside, on the other hand you never know. It also occurs to you that this large hole looks rather conspicuous if someone should happen to come across it.
>_

[Rooster]

This game is too good to die like this.

Just rob those graves and bail!!!!!!!!

[RAM]

And grab some spare parts, we want to leave genuine human footprints when we frame them...

[Labs]

1. Put one kobold on the roof armed with blunt object
2. Distract gravekeeper so he leaves the house
3. When he walks out have kobold on roof jump down and club him
4. Loot house
5. 
6. Profit

[0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0]

[Armok]

You get the jocks to start dgging up ordinary graves, taking whatever er equipment they were buried with as well as a few pieces of the humans themselves from the fresher ones, exept one jock wich you order up on the roof with rock, then you throw a pebble the the gravekeeper's door to lure him out. Once he opens the door and peaks out to investigate the one on the roof jumps down on him and clubs him to de- wait, did that rock just pass RIGHT THROUGH him?!
The gravekeper opens mouth to reveal a gaping serrated maw and he lets out a noise like a glacier of solid steel bending and breaking. The sound shatters the window.
Them, his hand deforms into a grotesque bundle of spikes that impales the jock in 20 places and then retract again. In a jerky motion his head turn soward you, the eyes have no whites or pupils, just swirling withered shapes like two raisins. The creature lets out another screech.
>_

[Labs]

...

[Jetsquirrel]

CALL THE EXORCIST!!!!

[eerr]

make like a kobold and flee.

[Armok]

make like a kobold and flee.

You run for your life, but the creature leaps over you and blocks the exist, and screeches again. The jocks are running around screaming and generally being useless.