Stranger: Bonjour
You: Hello, friend!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: =P
You: I am Merlack the Mindbender!
Stranger: :O!
Stranger: Hi Merlack!
You: Shall I reach across the gulfs of space and time and touch your soul?
Stranger: Do it, Merlack!
You: Very well!
You: Relax, and open your mind!
Stranger: Yes, Merlack.
You: Hmm.
You: I sense words in many tongues swirling in your thoughts.
You: You are a polyglot.
Stranger: A who?
You: Someone who speaks many languages.
Stranger: I guess so.
You: Hmm.
You: Moving on!
Stranger: Yes, let's!
You: I sense a struggle of some sort, that you're fighting with.
Stranger: Yes! O_O
You: Some problem you're having difficulty solving.
Stranger: Very much so!
You: Possibly with a family member or members?
You: Or regarding a career?
Stranger: Yes, yes!
You: It's hazy, there's quite a bit of distance between us.
You: Yes, which?
Stranger: My career...
You: Hmm.
You: You're having difficulty deciding what career you wish to pursue, perhaps?
Stranger: Wow, you're good!
You: I am the Mindbender!
You: I sense numbers. Is one of the careers you're considering mathematics-related?
You: It's vague here, those may actually be letters. An english career?
You: Or your native language.
You: Something writing-based?
You: The astral plane is stormy today.
Stranger: Drawing/writing and it probably will be in America! :O
You: Excellent!
You: You worry somewhat about it, as it would distance you from friends and family.
Stranger: A bit, yes :x
You: Hmm.
You: I sense the letter E
You: Is there an E in your name?
Stranger: O_O!
Stranger: Yes!
You: Wonderful!
You: Hm, what else can I find?
You: The letter I?
You: Is that an I or an L? It's difficult today.
Stranger: Neither :x
You: Hmm.
Stranger: Unless...
Stranger: You mean my full name.
You: It could be there. It's difficult to see through the astral plane on a good day.
Stranger: It's easier on a bad day? :O
You: No.
You: I'm saying it's much more difficult on a bad day.
You: Hmm.
You: I can see Orion through the astral mists, and it can orient me somewhat.
You: You're somewhere in...
You: Western Europe?
Stranger: Yes!
You: Hmm.
You: I'm feeling either France or Spain.
You: Are you there, E?
Stranger: I am!
Stranger: But I am not in France or Spain :X
You: Hm.
You: Italy?
Stranger: Nope :x
You: It can be difficult to gauge based on the stars, I apologize.
You: The British Isles?
Stranger: No, sorry :x
You: Hm.
You: One of the Germanic countries?
Stranger: Negative >_<
You: Argh.
You: Hm.
Stranger: Need some help there? :x
You: I need to broaden my search.
You: Scandinavia?
Stranger: No >_<
You: I suspect the astral plane is too stormy today to find an exact country.
Stranger: I think so, too, although I know nothing about that.
You: Switzerland?
Stranger: Replace "Switzer" with something else.
You: The Netherlands.
Stranger: Huzzah!
You: That was quite difficult. Astromancy is not my forte.
Stranger: Netherlands are quite small, might that's why you didn't see it =P
You: Maybe, maybe.
You: Hm.
You: I sense some masculine and some feminine traits, but if I had to say one specifically, I would say you are female.
Stranger: Whoah, I don't think so >_<
You: Hm.
You: The astral plane is getting stormier. It should clear within a few hours, though.
Stranger: Good!
You: You have a brother?
Stranger: Yes!
You: He is...
You: Younger than you?
Stranger: Nope =X
You: Older.
Stranger: Yes, sir.
You: I sense he is not more than ten years older than you, though.
Stranger: Correct.
You: Maybe even less than five years.
Stranger: Yes!
You: He is...
You: Two and a half years older than you?
Stranger: Make it four years and you've got yourself a deal!
You: Apologies, it can be difficult.
You: Argh, I should have seen this!
You: I am very sorry, but the Astral Hunters are afoot.
You: I should have known they were, with the storm.
You: I must stop reading, lest they sense me.
I can't help but get the feeling they were leading me on, though. I dunno. Pretty good, though, except the countries thing.
I guessed female based on how big he was on emoticons. It seems like the ladies use them more than the doodz, especially ones like O_O and :x
This made me happy, because I'm some kind of wizard or something apparently.