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[King Zultan]

So many flies coveting that spaghet.

[Eric Blank]

They're fairly bad right now. But the ticks have almost entirely disappeared. Only found two on the dogs this week

[scriver]

Silly Eric. Ticks are for kids

[Eric Blank]

"You can't play Xbox until you finish your tick-meal."

[King Zultan]

But the ticks have almost entirely disappeared.

Lucky, I just got a shit load of little tiny ones off my arm a few days ago, and when I say a shit load of them I mean something like 50-70 of them, and all I did was sit next to some tall grass.

[Superdorf]

50-70 of them

good gravy

[TamerVirus]

50-70 of them

good gravy

What would you even garnish with good tick gravy anyway?

[dragdeler]

Tourettelini

[Frumple]

Net's finally back up, aaahhh.

Couple days ago the phone was having trouble. Repair folks came, fixed phone, nixed internet. Took two days to get someone to come back, but they finally made it and internet is back ;_;

[King Zultan]

I to am glad the internet is back since I didn't have it at all yesterday.

50-70 of them

good gravy

What would you even garnish with good tick gravy anyway?

I don't think they'd make very much gravy since they were so small, also I have a feeling they would make terrible gravy.

[voliol]

50-70 of them

good gravy

What would you even garnish with good tick gravy anyway?

I don't think they'd make very much gravy since they were so small, also I have a feeling they would make terrible gravy.

We need to uncover the secret dwarven technique for filling barrels with tick brains.

[dragdeler]

Nonsense throw them in the frying pan with a dash of oil and they're like sesame seeds. Popular vampire trick for smuggling blood.

[King Zultan]

Just think of what people would say when you give them a sesame seed bun but with ticks instead of sesame seeds.

[Loud Whispers]

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This reminded me of when I was six years old and was so tired I just wanted to ride my bike as fast as I could into a canal. I didn't know how to swim. I ended up going as fast as I could, hit a 45* angle stone slope and instead of hitting the canal I got ridiculous airtime, missing all the wooden bridge beams in between, landing perfectly. Everyone who saw this thought I was doing some sick trick skills on purpose and kept asking me how I knew how to do all that and it made my day so much I just kept cycling real fast everywhere instead of aiming for canals. One of my more macabre humorous memories

[Great Order]

But the ticks have almost entirely disappeared.

Lucky, I just got a shit load of little tiny ones off my arm a few days ago, and when I say a shit load of them I mean something like 50-70 of them, and all I did was sit next to some tall grass.

Sounds like you ran into a larva nest.

Congratulations, you're a parent!