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[TamerVirus]

My favorite df review on steam, paraphrased;

What's with all the instant positive review spamming? Have thousands of raving lunatics been waiting years just to buy and post positive reviews on this game?

The replies;

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

...

Over 3,600 comments. Most of them 'yes'

[MrRoboto75]

[King Zultan]

So that's how you make a yes man, I always wondered how they were created and now I know and knowing is half the battle!

[TD1]

Listening to music as I read that. The lyrics:

Can I tie you up, love? If you say yes
I'll unbutton every button of your green green dress.

[Great Order]

Should listen to The Masochism Tango.

"Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine
And swear that you're mine
As we dance to the Masochism Tango"

In happy news, I'm cleared for HRT. It's finally happening, nine months after I came to terms with being transgender!

[EuchreJack]

He ain't dead, so it would indeed be difficult to celebrate his death!

No, like, when he dies. It is inevitable.

RIP bozos. Burn in Hell, motherfuckers.

Ironically, I read Max's post as "RIP Bezos", and was like "so THIS is how I learn he died, LOL".
But the Henry Ford of Space still lives, I wager.

Musk appears to be going the way of Ransom E. Olds, now a footnote in history who's masoleum was desecrated and remains were despoiled.

[TamerVirus]

Did they ransom Ransom Olds old bones?

This guy is also the R E O in REO Speedwagon, huh

[EuchreJack]

It gets better:
Bernard Arnault just became the world's richest person. So who is he?

Suck it, Elon

[scriver]

According to that Musk is 107 billion down. Jesus.

[EuchreJack]

According to that Musk is 107 billion down. Jesus.

This was my favorite part:
"Musk's net worth has tumbled by $107 billion this year, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. Arnault's wealth, which stems from his controlling stake in LVMH, has suffered a more modest $7 billion decline."
With this Genius Analysis:
"Still, he is in no imminent danger of falling further down the list: His fortune remains comfortably bigger than that of Indian industrialist Gautam Adani ($125 billion) and Amazon (AMZN) founder Jeff Bezos ($116 billion), who rank third and fourth on Bloomberg's list."

Hm...if E.Sux can piss away $107 billion in ONE year, I suspect he can fall further than Fourth Place in another year....

[JoshuaFH]

I'm not going to be happy until he's lost everything. I extend that sentiment to all billionaires.

[hector13]

He hasn’t pissed it away as much as the value of his Tesla stocks have plummeted, though to some extent as a consequence of his escapades with Twitter.

He is a prick though. He says his view for Twitter is all about free speech, despite banning the accounts of journalists reporting on him, an account that uses publicly available information to report when his private jet takes off and lands, and a very selective showing of the inner workings of how Twitter staff fought disinformation released to a very select number of journalists, allegedly showing bias against conservative voices on the platform, which obviously has nothing to do with his distaste of leftist politics.

[EuchreJack]

To be fair, most have the brains to keep their mouths shut.

Arguably, the Top 5 Richest list is actually the Top 5 Dumbest Rich Fucks. Most rich people hide their wealth, but these fools apparently did worse in that regard than their peers, either due to ego or pure idiocy.

I was chatting with a couple buddies of mine, and casual tossed out the idea of somehow restricting anyone with more than 1 million dollars. They both quickly argued against it. Guess I now know which of my friends come from "more than modest means", lol.

[EuchreJack]

Let's be honest here: Elon Musk is Sarah Palin.

[King Zultan]

Does that mean he's shooting pigs from a helicopter now?