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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15884842 times)

delphonso

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196935 on: December 30, 2021, 06:56:54 am »
Happy birthday, meth! I've also made the full switch to Linux this year, and am likewise enjoying the experience!
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196936 on: December 30, 2021, 04:47:04 pm »
Happy birthday, methylatedspirits!

i bought a poetry today

"I Could Pee On This, and Other Poems by Cats"

behold my new refinement:

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Elegy for a Toy I Broke

You no longer jingle
You no longer roll
You no longer do anything
Since I had to see what made you work

I can't deal with all this guilt
I can't express my deep, deep grief
I can't believe what a cheap piece of crap you were
Seriously, I hardly touched you before you broke
i believe i will nestle it on my shelf between Kafka's Metamorphosis and I Want To Be Like Stalin
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196937 on: December 30, 2021, 04:49:46 pm »
How is that a cat poem? That just describes the human experience with toys.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196938 on: December 30, 2021, 04:55:19 pm »
my experience with toys was more that no matter how many times you bounced them off other living things, the toys stayed in a similar number of pieces

and even if it didn't you could totally still whang it off someone's head

toys don't break, friend, they simply gain wider area of effect
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196939 on: December 30, 2021, 05:50:11 pm »
My brother and I used to throw pine cones at each other in summer months in lieu of snowballs. The enormous spiky ones were supposed to be off limits, but nobody follows the rules perfectly.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196940 on: December 30, 2021, 05:51:22 pm »
I broke my favourite Action Force (that's what GI Joe was called on export) figure because I repeatedly bowled it into a door treshhold for no particular reason.

I still feel the shame.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196941 on: December 30, 2021, 06:02:28 pm »
perhaps there is more in common with cats and humans than a lonely poem may imply

i skipped past the ones about being your local overlord and peeing on the veterinarian's notes, as those are probably not things ordinary human people do
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196942 on: December 30, 2021, 06:17:10 pm »
Quote from: scriver on December 30, 2021, 05:51:22 pm
I broke my favourite Action Force (that's what GI Joe was called on export) figure because I repeatedly bowled it into a door treshhold for no particular reason.

I still feel the shame.

This is the most genuine child behavior. This is exactly what kids are like.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196943 on: December 30, 2021, 06:24:17 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on December 30, 2021, 04:55:19 pm
my experience with toys was more that no matter how many times you bounced them off other living things, the toys stayed in a similar number of pieces

and even if it didn't you could totally still whang it off someone's head

toys don't break, friend, they simply gain wider area of effect

I threw a toy wooden train at my brother - who is almost 10 years my senior - and he chased me down the street.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196944 on: December 30, 2021, 06:31:11 pm »
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196945 on: December 30, 2021, 08:33:37 pm »
Happy birthday Meth!
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196946 on: December 30, 2021, 11:45:23 pm »
Happy birthday... meth.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196947 on: December 31, 2021, 06:16:46 pm »
Happy New Year! Gott Nytt År!

Happy belated birthday Meth!
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196948 on: December 31, 2021, 06:50:29 pm »
Happy new year guys, and happy birthday meth!
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196949 on: December 31, 2021, 10:12:42 pm »
Happy New Year from 2022! It's fine so far!
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