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[None]

Look, she was a magnet, he was a large rusty metal pipe, could I make it any more obvious?

I think that's how the song goes? Something like that?

Given how bad I could go for a good long hug and how sated I am by being called pretty, I'm afraid to say there's not a whole lot to innuendate behind the story.

[scriver]

I think Frumple is referring to the "fluffed" part

[Frumple]

Eyup, that'd be it.

Rusty metal pipes are less obvious, though they still invite poorly considered plumbing jokes. I guess swinging ones if they're hanging off a line into the sea(?), I'unno.

[None]

oof

i'll make sure i masturbate my pillow so it's nice and plump since fluffing it is strictly innuendo

[Frumple]

I mean, you do you. You do you_{(r pillow apparently, I don't judge, sometimes the bedding just needs a good time, I can respect that).}

Less(?) seriously, you'd probably be fine with normal pillows, but some of those fancy body pillows might draw some eyebrow waggles and chortling nudges, so, y'know.

... but yeah, unintentional, got it. It happens.

[None]

Y'see, if i was implying innuendo, I'd have called it my superego instead!

[Vector]

Short documentary: Jeremy the Lefty Snail

:3

[Naturegirl1999]

Short documentary: Jeremy the Lefty Snail

:3

this was interesting

[TheSteppeWolf]

Soon I will be able to sit again without distracting pain... I recovered pretty quick from my surgery I think.

[Enemy post]

Kruggsmash played a mod I made! Really happy about that, I never thought something I made would get an episode. He even mentions in the comments that he might play it again someday, so I'll keep an eye out for that.

[JoshuaFH]

There's a freaking flash game w/ anime OP on the Google homepage. It's cool.

[WealthyRadish]

I immediately walked down to the boat and saw "there are still sports to win", whereupon I audibly groaned "Christ, fuck the olympics" and closed the tab

[Akura]

Played it until I got every trophy. It was fun. Strangely enough, I don't think you need to get the scroll for every game to get all the trophies.

[TheSteppeWolf]

I like the olympics. I want, to see my country, win some medals.

[Imic]

Got my first dose of vaccine! And now my arm is starting to feel increasingly fucked. But I'm immune now! Almost. Sorta. Kinda not really. I haven't even gotten the second dose yet, and even that isn't even close to foolproof. Anyway, yay!