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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15839548 times)

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195450 on: March 10, 2021, 12:00:59 pm »

Don't except any drinks from them until you know you can trust them or you might wake up missing your kidneys.

Get ahead of the organ thieves by selling your own kidneys on the black market.

Those kidneys you sold? They were yours, not mine. *rips off false abdomen*
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195451 on: March 10, 2021, 01:39:53 pm »

Don't except any drinks from them until you know you can trust them or you might wake up missing your kidneys.

Get ahead of the organ thieves by selling your own kidneys on the black market.

Those kidneys you sold? They were yours, not mine. *rips off false abdomen*

Oh ho ho ho. My kidneys?

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195452 on: March 10, 2021, 02:11:56 pm »

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195453 on: March 10, 2021, 02:12:02 pm »

The only organ she's stealing is my heart  :'( :P

Seriously though, hope it continues going so well.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195454 on: March 10, 2021, 02:22:43 pm »

Th4DwArfY1 and the girl, sitting on a tree....
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« Reply #195455 on: March 10, 2021, 04:35:20 pm »

D-I-S-S-E-C-T-I-N-G?
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195456 on: March 10, 2021, 06:16:11 pm »

Well she'd be good at stitching, I guess! She's making a dress as a hobby.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195457 on: March 11, 2021, 02:40:46 am »

Oh no better be careful she might be a female version of Ed Gein, and she could right now as we speak be trying to figure out what kind of decorative items she could make you!


...or she could be a regular person that isn't planning to steal your organs or using you to make a chair.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195458 on: March 12, 2021, 03:11:45 am »

I don't know how, but I got Dean's List for my 1st semester. Magic, I guess. Either way, though, it's nice to know that bumbling my way through Accounting still gets me a B+.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195459 on: March 12, 2021, 05:06:28 am »

Well she'd be good at stitching, I guess! She's making a dress as a hobby.

She's gonna wear your skin as a dress monkaS

I don't know how, but I got Dean's List for my 1st semester. Magic, I guess. Either way, though, it's nice to know that bumbling my way through Accounting still gets me a B+.

Congrats on being better than most of the class!
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195460 on: March 12, 2021, 02:22:16 pm »

I'm really excited about the new "keep the base game price steady but give free DLC" trend. Most of the games that I've played over the past 6 months are getting updates, and I usually buy games for good replayability anyway. Katana Zero! Disco Elysium! Whoo hoo!
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195461 on: March 12, 2021, 05:38:45 pm »

Got vaccinated and got my mitts on a bottle of Laphroaig 10 Y/O. Honestly not sure which I'm happier about, but today's been a good day.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195462 on: March 12, 2021, 05:52:19 pm »

I think yoy should not drink rigth after vaccination? I mean you could but if the vaccination have any sort of reaction on your body it could lead to a bad time?

I know some vaccines migth gave you mild or bad fever or the runs for example, see it as your body taking the training exercise too seriously.

Dunno if that is the case with covid vaccines.  Maybe some of our most medical inclined memers as Wierd or Chairman could correct me on this one.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195463 on: March 12, 2021, 06:29:47 pm »

The documentation I got doesn't say anything about dietary restrictions. There was a mandatory holding period to watch for short-term allergic reaction and a list of the usual potential side effects (muscle ache, headache, tiredness, &c.).

(On an unrelated note I'm not about to binge on something like that.)
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195464 on: March 12, 2021, 06:35:39 pm »

Vodka IS a clear liquid, I say...
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