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[Bumber]

*gets lowered in to a tank of sharks and dies*

High-G centrifuge would be more ironic.

[Eric Blank]

At least your affairs will be well-sorted.

[MaxTheFox]

As you may know, I am bisexual. I have a girlfriend, had for a few months now.

We wanted to marry but that's illegal in Russia.

But you know... I don't give a single a fuck about the law, I would flush the Russian Constitution down the toilet if I had the chance.

So we held a literally underground wedding ceremony in a basement. Invited my friends, it was cool. Recorded it. There was cake. And music. Though it was fairly quiet to not attract attention. Wasn't very much of a crowd. Also we got drunk.

Now, it won't be officially recognized except in our hearts. Suck a dick, Putin, I don't give a fuck what you say, you can't find us ehehehehe. I spit on the law. I am above it. If a law is unfair, I will disregard it and be proud of it. Also go shove your "traditional Orthodox values" so far up your ass that you get constipated.

Anyhow, I have fulfilled a life goal: get married. I have also committed a felony. Worth it. Especially since fuckers can't find me. Because they are all dumbasses.

[Vector]

Hey!! Congratulations, Max! Well done

[Enemy post]

Congratulations Max! Really happy for you.

[Rolan7]

Yeah, congratulations!  Gosh, that's really impressive, I wish you two all the best!!

[Rose]

Congrats!

[Egan_BW]

Indeed, this is a congrats moment.

[hector13]

I heartily +1 the congratulations.

[scriver]

Congrats Max!

Secret underground societies is the real traditional Christianity anyway!

[ArchimedesWojak]

As you may know, I am bisexual. I have a girlfriend, had for a few months now.

We wanted to marry but that's illegal in Russia.

But you know... I don't give a single a fuck about the law, I would flush the Russian Constitution down the toilet if I had the chance.

So we held a literally underground wedding ceremony in a basement. Invited my friends, it was cool. Recorded it. There was cake. And music. Though it was fairly quiet to not attract attention. Wasn't very much of a crowd. Also we got drunk.

Now, it won't be officially recognized except in our hearts. Suck a dick, Putin, I don't give a fuck what you say, you can't find us ehehehehe. I spit on the law. I am above it. If a law is unfair, I will disregard it and be proud of it. Also go shove your "traditional Orthodox values" so far up your ass that you get constipated.

Anyhow, I have fulfilled a life goal: get married. I have also committed a felony. Worth it. Especially since fuckers can't find me. Because they are all dumbasses.

Bitch i am going to tell on you

(Just kidding, congrats, well done and im very happy for you)

[Loud Whispers]

Congratulations, felicitations, and of course, no solicitations! May you live just and unburdened by the burdensome

[LordBaal]

Congrats!!!! Know you will know why you fear the wife!

[delphonso]

Congrats! Married life is pretty fun, definitely recommend.

[Caz]

'An unjust law is no law at all'. Congrats.