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[Naturegirl1999]

I mean, y'all's eggs don't scream and try to escape when you eat them, begging for mercy the whole time in multiple languages? #Lrn2cook

I teach mine ancient Sumerian for a maximum chance of summoning Ovumus Maximus, the Primal God of Eggs and the template from which all yolk was forged.

Which came first, the egg god or the chicken god?

The spider and wasp deities have mentioned the egg god a few times, and that the chicken god is much younger. The spider deities have asked the wasp deities how to divinely inspire spiders to form colonies as the wasp followers do.
I had dreams related to wasps and spiders recently, will place in the dream thread too

Spoiler: dreams about wasps and spiders, no deities though, will place in dream thread (click to show/hide)

the dream last night was about a wasp colony protecting me from threats since I helped defend their hive against an exterminator, they helped with killing a member of some gang. My nap I had at around 3 pm involved some show with fear in the name, Fear Factor, except it was lowering me into a pool filled with living tarantulas. Since I’m not afraid of spiders, this of course didn’t scare me. Eventually they took me out of the pool and realized they have used me as a template for a common web. I could still move normally, though now mosquitoes and such get stuck to me and are thus eaten by the spiders living on me. There was a member of a gang who aimed their gun at me, possibly a mugging attempt, and the spiders swarmed him and eventually all that was left was the skeleton. I couldn’t leave because I learned there were 4-8 spiders above me who had threads tied to me legs and arms, like how strings tie to a puppet, so these ones I called the puppeteers. Eventually some of the spiders made a human form using many of themselves for the shape, and these would assist other spiders in killing an exterminator. The poison said exterminator used however, also affected me, making me not be able to breathe and eventually my eye blurred until unconsciousness set in. When I woke up, one of the spider humans told me that the exterminator was gone, and the puppeteers had to use my body to fight. There was a different gang who apparently recruited me because they were a rival gang to the one whose members the spiders killed. At some point I woke up at like 6 pm

[wierd]

Wiggle-jiggle--- Yellow middle!

[King Zultan]

Good thing no one tried to summon Ultra Chicken, it's forbidden.

[Bumber]

Arise, chicken! Arise!

[Yoink]

I had a bath earlier. Relaxing af. Accompanied by a few beers and a book to read, of course.   
Had to get out at one point when my core temperature reached uncomfortable levels and douse myself with cold water, but other than that it was rad. Oh, and I did a bit of retail therapy the other day, which leaves me with a bunch o' books and some decent Christmas presents. Hooray.   



This new thread title is heckin' offensive.    

[misko27]

My GOD. They said it would snow and that it would be a big one, and by god it is! Oh it is! After so long! It's here! Real snow!

It started at roughly 2:30 PM local time. And it was still going when I went to bed, and it's still going after I woke up. It's... beautiful. God I love snow. I love any amount of snow, actually; just seeing it fall from the sky is a deep and true pleasure of mine. But so much of it! Ah it's all the better.

[Yellow Pixel]

Arise, chicken! Arise!

Behold the Church of the Chicken God!

Therefrom His all-powerful spirit shall be summoned and the Earth shall tremble under the echo of His terrific cock-a-doodle-doo!

[Naturegirl1999]

When the Ultra Chicken was mentioned I thought of Poultra from Jimmy Neutron

[Loud Whispers]

I SUMMON SLYPHER THE MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN GOD IN ATTACK MODE

[Bumber]

https://youtu.be/zZ9dtZ8lYww?t=87

[MrRoboto75]

I SUMMON SLYPHER THE MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN GOD IN ATTACK MODE

I put ur mum in face-down position

[Loud Whispers]

I put ur mum in face-down position

Spoiler: that's one of the most powerful cards in the game! (click to show/hide)

[feelotraveller]

"The order was given to turn cows to whoppers,
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers,
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers,
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers."

Cows with Guns

[Eric Blank]

Chickens are scarier than most people give them credit for. They'll kill and eat anything smaller than themselves, and gang up on them. I missed out on seeing the frogs and snakes around this year because we had the squawk patrol out in the yard.

But I have an obnoxious little kitten pestering me for attention and refusing to accept no for an answer, which is why I came here. He's an adorable little pain in the ass.

[LordBaal]

I would expect nothing less from the T-Rex heirs.