I was never too partial to having wood in my mouth
I'm not too partial to having wood in my mouth either ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Today I got rudely awoken by my Mom, who told me that she left the dog chained outside overnight and she's gone. I had only had a few hours of sleep at this point, but now my intended rest was ruined, and I was worried that the dog got stolen by someone, so I mustered all my strength to haul my lazy ass out of bed. I put on my clothes, woke myself up as best as I could, tried my car, find out my battery is dead for some reason, call my Mom back, and find out she resolved the situation herself and the dog is back safe and sound.
With my day pre-ruined, I decide to chill out by buying "The Longing" which is touted as a masterpiece. I will give it that, from the bit I've played today, this is the apex of chill games to relax to. You have 400 days to do fuckall if you like, and I mean 400 real days of real time, to just wait to fulfill the wish of your God King, who is using you as his alarm clock to wake him up at that designated time.
You can ignore the game entirely, the timer progresses even when the game is off so you can literally ignore the game until something like 14 months have passed, but you can speed up the timer by exploring the caverns and finding stuff to spruce up your room, and having a cozy room makes time go by faster. Everything about the game is slow paced though, your main character is the personification of slow, taking his sweet ass time doing everything. The controls of the game is designed with his slow movement in mind though, as you can navigate around with single and double clicks, watching him snail his way towards the intended destination, and then repeating that process. For places you've already visiting, you can remember them, and then Auto-travel to them; NOT quick travel, just auto traveling without the need to click. Now, under normal circumstances I'd chastise a game for making me wait and do literally nothing for minutes on end as I watch a little guy inch his way across the screen, but in a way that greatly reinforces the mood and theme of the game, because you're not in a hurry, you have more than a year, so just chill out, enjoy the atmosphere, read the little tidbits of your character's thoughts every now and then, and enjoy exploring at the rate of 0.01 mph.
It's impossible to explore the entirety of the cave system in one go, there's timed events that need to occur before you're allowed to progress, but even when there's nothing to do, you can go back to your room and draw, play music, and read, cause you start the game with several entire books, and you can just sit down and read them. Once you've spruced up your room as well, time moves much faster as you relax in it; I currently have accelerated time to something like 7-8 seconds in-game time for every 1 second real time.
I just appreciate this masterwork of chillness. I feel it has unruined my day.