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[wierd]

It was Pepe, ok?

[Loud Whispers]

It was Pepe, ok?

feels plague man

[dragdeler]

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[LordBaal]

-Pharaoh Skinner: MM... THESE ARE THE JUICIEST FROGS I'VE EVER EATEN.
-Pharaoh Skinner: RA HAS REWARDED MY CRUELTY TO THE SLAVES.

-Lisa: IT'S A PLAGUE, YOU MORON!

[Naturegirl1999]

Maybe the frogs were sent as clean up for the locusts?

[Eschar]

I've heard that God or his ghostwriters sent the frogs to spite an Egyptian god of frogs.

[GiglameshDespair]

And Moises uses a huge ass bazooka to split the sea.

It is well known that he used a Beyblade

[Imic]

Have you ever thought about the posts buried so deep within these pages so broken from years of banned and deleted users that no-one will ever read again? One day, someone turned to the next page and those postss were forgotten, buried forever. No archeologist will ever see them, no one will ever know they even existed.

[Egan_BW]

This is true of most things.

[ChairmanPoo]

I was actually wondering about digital archeology the other day.

[Naturegirl1999]

I was actually wondering about digital archeology the other day.

Spoiler: Digital Archeology, you say? (click to show/hide)

 

Kingdom of the Unrivaled Archeologist

Originally founded by a Archeologist, dedicated to digging up the fossilized remains of long dead mega fauna, He grew obsessed, seeking to bring those fossilized remains back to life. After many breakthroughs and many many more pieces of stolen technology he managed his dream, recreating the long past extinct in the modern world. He was quickly arrested and sentenced to life in prison when the dinosaur in question grew to big to be hidden.

After a long prison sentencing, Taxing on his already strained sanity, he managed an escape during a prison break using a repurposed food fabricator, a set of chromium cutlery and a fossil that he had hidden upon hisself when he was arrested all those years ago.
The metal plated Baby apex predator quickly made short work of the riot police equipped with humanoid non-lethal weaponry nd the rioting inmates.
10 years after his masterful escape, The unrivaled Archeologist as his new cult named him made a public debut, Upon the back of a massive, metal clad titanosaur, blasting away the, lightly armed, local military forces.
Wthin 10 years of his reappearence, The Biotechnological engineering of his cult and their cyborg Saurians had managed to force the surrender of the local planetary goverment.

As it is now, The kingdom of the Unrivaled archilogist is led the Unrivaled the 26th, and likly had not been conquered if only due to its remote location and arid environments. The art of Cybrosaur creation is the most well respected on the planet, and many a Cybrosaur Biogineer await egerly each year for fresh samples, after all their are only so many times that a artist can work with the same matriels. Biogineers master the art of Modifying the long dead that have been brought back to life and the grafting of technology to create new, wonderous war capable creatures.
While they alwasys begin with a fossil, taken from the cloning archivesburied deep in the planetary crust to keep the kingdoms lifeblood safe, Many Cybrosaurs bare little resemblance to the creatures they were born from, becoming bioorganic wor constructs capable of fighting even those purpose built from the ground up. 

Piloting a cybrosaur is an... extensive experience. In order to best control the Cyrbrosaur, a Branscan is resleaved into a computer augmented secondary brain, Allowing the tactical, thinking mind of the pilot to guide the Cybrosaur. The primary brain of the cybrosaur is the main computer, Operating many of the fiddly bits that comes with organic life and mechanical augments automatically, Thus freeing brainpower from the secondary piloting brain for technical thinking, planning and war based analysis.  When it comes time for the pilot to leave the Cybrosaur's Piloting brain, The Pilot is transfered over a series of buried ports and cables back to their prefered choice of body for resleaving. Many Pilots prefer human standard (By which means heavily enhanced, but not to war spec) while others take more...eccentric forms. Pilots have been knwon to live their lives in a variety of body's, ranging from turkey sized velociraptors to Grizzly sized Hamsters and every form in between.
After one pilot decided to live his days in a elephantoid form, and then spent years sueing for in suffiencte acomodations to his choce of body, The 20th Unrivaled archeologist had him executed and intianted a new law requiring pilots to maitain a body ranging from 3 feet tall to 6 feet tall and with similar weight range so as to prevent this from happening again.   

It is common for the Kingdom to send off many expeditions, ranging for scientific expeditions, Trading caravans, and mercenary companies in search of new and rare fossils to base their newest titan off of as well as Parts, mechanism and power sources with which to stufy and create better and better augmentations for their living wonders. The cost for renting ship space is exorbitant, but the hunger for new primal creatures and even modern creatures, in addition to mechanical parts and technologies is near unrivaled in the kingdom of the unrivaled archeologist. Their are rumors that the Kingdom even sends out an expedition that are, More criminal in nature. As this can not be proven, the Kingdom has remained same from retaliontion that might be provoke by rouge biogineers and their expeditions.

[LordBaal]

I hear the machine spirit!

[wierd]

Funny, I threaten the machine spirits with the screwdriver all the time.

Surprisingly, it seems to work about half the time.

[MaxTheFox]

Have you ever thought about the posts buried so deep within these pages so broken from years of banned and deleted users that no-one will ever read again? One day, someone turned to the next page and those postss were forgotten, buried forever. No archeologist will ever see them, no one will ever know they even existed.

I thought posts from banned users stayed but their avatar and link to their profile disappeared.

[wierd]

They do.

But on request, the whole collection of posts can be uprooted, with forum index insanity ensuing.  It has been proven through demonstration.