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[Loud Whispers]

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham

You think that's bad, I heard there was murder on the dancefloor

[Naturegirl1999]

i heard that if you die on the internet you die in real life

good thing in the Internet you don’t have a body that can die, or really a body at all

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham

You think that's bad, I heard there was murder on the dancefloor

Let the bodies hit the floor

[Iduno]

I happy I have internet again, as I didn't yesterday because a big storm rolled through and killed the WIFI router, stupid nature killing my Internets.

I live, I die, I live again.

[pisskop]

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham

You think that's bad, I heard there was murder on the dancefloor

panic was actually in Detroit

[Iduno]

Having the dog to keep me company/give me an excuse to leave this apartment.

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[Frumple]

That. I mean, I get why people do it, but. Still. That's not a dog. Also hopefully they're not actually boozing up the racoon, either

[Egan_BW]

Question: is it illegal to give a racoon beer?

[Frumple]

Probably not? Might be squeezed into animal cruelty, but mostly it just probably wouldn't be healthy for 'em. Raccoons show up drunk occasionally after eating fermented stuff, apparently (which is sketchy, 'cause it makes them act funny and the first reaction to a funny acting raccoon tends to be to kill it, since major causes of that are infectious to people or pets), but it's not something you'd particularly want them getting into.

It could be root beer or somethin' non-alcoholic, though. The critters have a pretty serious sweet tooth, so they're known to go after soft drinks (which is still, like. Not great for 'em for similar reasons they're not great for us). Anyway. Probably not illegal. Just unkind/unwise.

[TamerVirus]

Will the raccoon report you?

[Yoink]

'M buzzed.   



Edit: @Duna: I can see your new coworker potentially resulting in an almost Seinfeld-esque plotline. Cute and hilarious.   

[Rockeater]

Well, my home test didn't go well, And I probably failed the course, but I DON'T CARE, I AM DONE WITH IT, NO MORE! NOW I KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE COURSES RIGHT I WILL CHOOSE WHAT I WANT! FREEEEEDOOOOOM!

[Reelya]

Will the raccoon report you?

The racoon is underage. The dirty little racoon slut.

[JoshuaFH]

How are the Americans here enjoying the 1200 free dollars?

[ZBridges]

Many people haven't received it yet.

[itisnotlogical]

I really don't know what to do with it. I haven't had this much surplus money since I received my FAFSA several years ago, which is kinda sad.