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[ChairmanPoo]

They make computer peripherals in general

[methylatedspirit]

I finally got the results for my school leaving exam, and it's actually decent. Nothing amazing, but at least I didn't screw up in the 2 subjects I was most worried about.

[JoshuaFH]

I finally got the results for my school leaving exam, and it's actually decent. Nothing amazing, but at least I didn't screw up in the 2 subjects I was most worried about.

methylatedspirit has evolved into math-elated-spirit.

[dragdeler]

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[King Zultan]

I've always seen curtains and mini-blinds as a pain in the ass, so I duck taped black poster board over the window, so it blocks out all the light.

Why hello there Count Duckula.

Patched that thar right up fer ye's.

I would have never guesses that anyone would ever discover my true identity, nor that they would discover that my true form is that of a sun fearing duck who is also a count.

If I may ask, how did you get the humans of your land to crown you count?

There are no humans on my land only ducks.

If there are no humans on your land, how did you learn about the human position of count? Or did your ducks happen to think of a similar position indepentently that happens to translate to the same human name?

Ducks created all of that and the humans stole it from them.

[Naturegirl1999]

I would have never guesses that anyone would ever discover my true identity, nor that they would discover that my true form is that of a sun fearing duck who is also a count.

If I may ask, how did you get the humans of your land to crown you count?

There are no humans on my land only ducks.

If there are no humans on your land, how did you learn about the human position of count? Or did your ducks happen to think of a similar position indepentently that happens to translate to the same human name?

Ducks created all of that and the humans stole it from them.

Ah, makes sense. What are your battle plans for when humans start hunting you? Us crows tend not to need to worry about them hunting us for some reason

[LordBaal]

I thougth you were an assorted robot from Futurama.

[Naturegirl1999]

Ah yes, I came across a mechanics book and started taking things from a metal making building to start building the robots based on Futurama, a show about the possible future of humanity. It is apparently a what they call, comedy. The metal building's humans haven't figured out that I was the one stealing their parts. They think it was a human

[LordBaal]

You also are featured in Paw Patrol as one villian. Lady Bird, at least in the LA dub.

[Naturegirl1999]

Paw patrol is what they call a cartoon, so they think crows can't build things. Good, everything's coming to plan

[King Zultan]

Ah, makes sense. What are your battle plans for when humans start hunting you? Us crows tend not to need to worry about them hunting us for some reason

Soon the humans will regret the day the messed with the ducks when the duck commandos sneak into their houses and murder them with spoons!

[ChairmanPoo]

I was shortlisted. Interview next Tuesday 🇮🇪

[Naturegirl1999]

I was shortlisted. Interview next Tuesday 🇮🇪

Congrats! Good luck

[Reelya]

I was shortlisted. Interview next Tuesday 🇮🇪

You might have jumped the gun there with the no-response thing. The first thing they often do is to mass-email all the rejected candidates. One reason to do this is to avoid having people call in an ask if they progressed.

[LordBaal]

Awesome dude! Hope all goes good with the interview.