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[King Zultan]

I thought CBD stood for Communist Bird Detective.

[wierd]

I thought it was CanaBiDiol.. The new snakeoil that's been so popular lately.

[dragdeler]

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[Reelya]

My fave is still The Onion's review of The Hobbit.

[JoshuaFH]

A guy at work I'm acquainted with took time out of his schedule to sit down and talk with me, just a friendly chat. Got to talk about cool-ass science fiction shit with him. He recommended I read book by Faulkner that he gave up on. Twas really cool, I don't get to have stimulating conversation very often.

[Iduno]

My absolute favorite. Their "ebonic" french 100% sells it.

Subsistence Killing. Also, the ending of that video was a tragedy.

Been watching old the Onion videos. The one where an Al Qaeda spokesman can't take a 9/11 truther's bullshit is just brilliant.

Link.

Twas really cool, I don't get to have stimulating conversation very often.

Looks around, whispers "I know, right."

[Il Palazzo]

Been watching old the Onion videos. The one where an Al Qaeda spokesman can't take a 9/11 truther's bullshit is just brilliant.

Link.

You gosh darn Gen Z's, expecting handouts all the time. Make a modicum of effort for once in your spoiled life. When I was your age I had to physically go to stand-up shows for humorous titillation. Uphill both ways. Carrying my ailing mother. And don't even get me started on other kinds of fun. Like porn - you had to go to a kiosk and convince the adult to sell it to you, because it used to be printed on paper!

[Rolan7]

You had paper? We had to use vellum! And it was strictly bring-your-own-materials.

Also this looks like the link: https://www.theonion.com/9-11-conspiracy-theories-ridiculous-al-qaeda-says-1819594702/amp
No skin off my back 

[hector13]

What’s the generation after Z going to be called?

[Kagus]

What’s the generation after Z going to be called?

Generation Æ

[dragdeler]

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[Frumple]

Like porn - you had to go to a kiosk and convince the adult to sell it to you, because it used to be printed on paper!

Lies, you'd just filch them from some adult that wasn't paying attention, or something of similar intent. No need to convince anyone, just waiting until they forgot what porn they had or where they put it.

... honestly, now that I think about it things haven't actually changed that much, have they? The selection has just expanded massively and it's less forgetting where they put it and more forgetting (or just not knowing) how to find out if you've been at the stuff. The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess. Also like in all things yesteryear was worse off, ha.

[TamerVirus]

What’s the generation after Z going to be called?

GT

[Egan_BW]

What’s the generation after Z going to be called?

Bold of you to assume there will be one. The Doomers won, and all that remains now is a last hurrah before oblivion.

[scriver]

...Pretty sure were already passed Gen Z I'm the birth years, right? A generation usually counts as 15-25 years.

Also we have these great letters at the end of our alphabet called Ä Å and Ö, you can lease them if you want to.