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[Iduno]

I only have 9 and a half more days of work left!  Then I get to pursue my dream of being professional layabout!

Well okay actually I'll be starting a tiny business, but I'm going to make sure I spend as much time as I can afford being lazy.

Congratulations, from an amateur layabout.

[TD1]

I'm dabbling at being a layabout, but only because I was too lazy to practise it more.

[Jopax]

AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE

Completely forgot that this was a thing

[Sirus]

I spent a few years as a sort of involuntary NEET due to an injury. Couldn't go to school, couldn't find work, could barely even travel. Just hung out around the house between doctor visits.

Does that qualify me as a professional layabout?

[Iduno]

I'd say so, but what do I know?

[hector13]

Shaved my hair off.

Made it slightly shorter than I meant to, and I probably cut the left side shorter than the right, but now I don’t have to worry about drying my hair out the shower for a few months.

I’ll also be very drunk on Sunday, and consequently very hungover on Monday.

[methylatedspirit]

Just got my new phone today. Feels like I'm living in the future! A very delayed future, but a future nonetheless.

[JoshuaFH]

Enjoy it while it lasts, the future is only going to last so long, and then in maybe 10 or 20 years we'll start regressing back into the past.

[JoshuaFH]

I played some mahjong today, and the first three games were really lackluster and frustrating. The final fourth game however:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I don't get to own a game that hard very often, but it feels great every time.

Before anyone asks, yes the website I play on is half-mahjong half-waifu simulator.

[Sirus]

Dude, you're in the Happy Thread. Ain't no one gonna judge you here.

Also I don't know anything about mahjong, but I have to assume that scoring more than four times as many points as your closest competitor is pretty fantastic.

[Bumber]

You, uh, might want to check up on your artic elephants. They look kind of weird, they might be sick or something.

That's no elephant...

[Kagus]

You, uh, might want to check up on your artic elephants. They look kind of weird, they might be sick or something.

That's no elephant...

Thing is, there's the giant snowy clank-dogs (which are not elephants, despite many similarities such as gray skin and lasers), and then there's the greater long-haired tuskmuppets (which are closely related to elephants). You need to specify which ones you're talking about.

[hector13]

Dude, you're in the Happy Thread. Ain't no one gonna judge you here.

Also I don't know anything about mahjong, but I have to assume that scoring more than four times as many points as your closest competitor is pretty fantastic.

My experience of mahjong is everyone starts with 10,000 points, so ending up on 80,000 is rather ridiculous.

[JoshuaFH]

I don't know a variant where you start with 10,000. This is Japanese riichi where you start with 25,000.

If I had to guess, you might be thinking of American-style, which is the weird albino stepcousin in the family.

[hector13]

Maybe I’m talking nonsense then, since I’ve only ever played the Japanese variant.

It has been a while though, in my defense.