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[Yoink]

lying to kids is bad

Well then WTF are they good for?

[TamerVirus]

lying to kids is bad

Well then WTF are they good for?

Uncompensated labor?

[Folly]

lying to kids is bad

But it's also easy, and convenient. Those little suckers will believe literally anything!

[Dunamisdeos]

NWN 2 is great though.

The first half of the game is about a mysterious figure who pushes people over next to fireplaces.

And the execrable state of the Sword Coast's transportation infrastructure! Then there was that really impressive bit about the inherent flaws in the concept of judicium Dei as it applies to international law.

The end game boss doesn't even have a proper name. Why is it so much fun.

As a dad, I can confirm toddlers are for hugs.

[Frumple]

Toddlers are for hugs and catapult ammo, yes. But generally just once. Not very reusable.

[wierd]

Amateurs.

Toddlers are for the rapid and efficient deployment of contagious biological agents.

[Frumple]

... why did you just repeat the words 'catapult ammo' but with many unnecessary syllables?

[Jopax]

HERE COMES BESSIE!!

Unrelated, BUTTERFLIES!!

[Dunamisdeos]

Amateurs.

Toddlers are for the rapid and efficient deployment of contagious biological agents.

You can try, and it will likely work, but I can assure you there is a 100% chance of a zombie virus scenario in which you achieve deployment of the intended biological agent but the delivery system backfires and begins spreading unintended, mutated bio agents to yourself and everyone you know, resulting in an utter failure in a practical sense. Meanwhile, it's playing with trucks and giggling as your immune system physically implodes en-masse.

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.

[Frumple]

Like, I'm just saying here. But if you handle it right (some kind of clamp on the end of a long pole or something) and launch it from a catapult, you won't get close enough for the delivery to backfire. There's no child weaponization issue that can't be solved with siege engines.

[Max™]

>talking about baby catapults with infected babies
>acting like we wouldn't have kids manning the catapults as well

[Rolan7]

Just have half the kids launch the other half, over and over.  Xeno's siege will never end!

[Max™]

You can just call them aliens, no need to be pc when speaking of filthy xenomorphs.

[LordBaal]

Max, you should try to make a saw with a 40k themed handle, bonus points if its motorized.

[Iduno]

Sometimes kids can be entertaining, I guess.